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someone who has been recently hammered in the ass and goes to shit and shits cum. Or a big asshole
by large taco October 29, 2007
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Shitcum is what one does when in a state of extreme anger or rage; to shitcum in ones mouth is the ultimate act of disrespect. To do it requires a large will and steadfast self-discipline. The shit must be followed by the cum after no more that 3 seconds. While shitcum is normally placed in the mouth, it can be deployed anywhere on the body.
Chris: Dude, your girlfriend cheated on you? How’d you handle it?

John: I shitcummed in her mouth.
by FactsStraiGhtOnly November 12, 2018
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When circumstances in life and situations are completely miserable and crappy; Circumstances and occurences that inevitably lead to a bad outcome.
1. As a result of shitcumstances, the office had to work all night.

2. They were victim of shitcumstance, and died horribly.
by Snowday February 4, 2009
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the perfect name for your pet poodle
Ah shit HONEY! shitcumballsfart SHIT ON YOUR NEW RUG!!
by oliver walker December 19, 2022
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