lethal serenade

A forceful fart aimed toward another person is called a lethal serenade.

Due to eating a great deal of beans, I greeted my friend with a lethal serenade.

by Jbharrison May 11, 2014

sirens and serenades

The worst band in the world.

1.to make ears bleed.

2. to cause random and projectile vomiting.

3. to cause a room full of metal heads to flee a building in 10 seconds flat.

person 1: hey man there's a show tonight.

person 2: when does it end?

person 1: 12:00, but sirens and serenades are playing last.

person 2: start a fight at 10:30 to get kicked out?

person 1: you read my mind.

by fox48 August 3, 2009

Semenate

The act of ejaculating on ones face; Ejaculating during the act of masturbation

Guy: Dude Laquiesha wanted me to semenate on her face.
Friend: Awesome!

Homeless Guy: Im so lonely i just want to semenate.

by Hugh Jassdick May 15, 2016

Candlelight Serenade

A swift and short powerful blow from behind that strikes a man's testicles

If that dude doesnt watch his mouth he's gettin a candlelight serenade.

by Prelude37 May 3, 2008

Facebook serenade

The act of singing to someone, like your boy/girlfriend.

You're on the phone with your girlfriend, She's upset
She's going off about something that you said
She doesnt get your humour like I do
From your boy/girlfriend a Facebook serenade

by Imma rock U June 13, 2012

Secondhand Serenade

A one man acoustic "rock" band. Sings as if his balls have yet to drop, even at the age of 26. Music consists of acoustic guitar and piano mostly. Lyrics ALWAYS about his past relationships or mistakes. His fan base consists of boys who claim not to be homosexual and girls who lie to themselves about how bad their lives are in order to relate to his uhhh "real" problems tied within his lyrics. All in all, this so called band is not for either the unwilling or even the willing ears.

Hey, you ever heard of secondhand serenade?

Uhh, oh the one with the guy with his balls stuck in his vagina?

by Marley_reah June 29, 2010

Semenated

another word for jizzed or busted a nut

I jut semenated all over her face.

by sspurv March 15, 2017