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scuba diving fuck

-the wingless version of the flying fuck.
-to fuck while scuba diving and then land on a rock and die.
-used in asking questions when not interested in an answer.
-something that is too valuable to be given.
Teacher: global warming is real.
Me: what the scuba diving fuck is that?
Teacher: soon the weather will be to hot to bear.
Me: I don't give a scuba diving fuck, I got AC.. Evolve already woman!
by SupeRmAn.ra August 4, 2010
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Dirty scuba dive

When you are getting head and your force your penis into the back of a girls throat and it comes out of her nose
Yea she told me it was like she’s underwater when I gave her a dirty scuba dive
by WhiteWangALang June 28, 2022
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High Five Scuba Dive

This is when you ask someone to high five you but you put your arm in a wave motion and touch their cheek twice with your index finger or you can give them a slap. Slaps are most common. This is usually used within the UK.
Johnny: Hey Bob! High Five!
Bob: *lifts hand in the air preparing for high fave*
Johnny: *moves hand in wavy motion around Bobs hand and slaps or touches Bobs face and says Scubadive*
Bob: WTF MAN!

Drew: High Five
Bob: K
Drew: Scubadive!
Bob: WTF

Jimbo: HIGH FIVE SCUBA DIVE!
by UK's Greatest October 22, 2009
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scuba-diving

Where you use a straw or swizzle-stick to probe down into da big “scuba”* ice cream in yer cone to determine if da diner’s soda-jerk remembered to include yer prize at da bottom, or to check and see if there is indeed a delightful sticky-creamy chocolate-fudge center.
*Apologies to Abbot & Costello for swipin’ their joke here. :P
Redneck psychologist: I’ve found that one of the best --- and least painful/intrusive --- ways to determine if a client has obsessive-compulsive tendencies is to take him out for ice cream at a fast-food joint that offers a fun little prize down inside the cone, and then I simply observe whether my client performs a “scuba-diving” action before he finishes the ice cream.
by QuacksO September 15, 2018
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Scuba dive the Titanic

A creative way of telling someone to kill themselves!

If you scuba dive the titanic you'll die instantly due to being crushed by the water pressure.
Person 1: *Does something annoying or stupid*
Person 2: What the fuck did you do that for. Scuba dive the Titanic, idiot!
by LordJenal July 2, 2023
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Southern Scuba Dive

When you take a shit and then while your girlfriend is on her hands and knees, you fuck her in the ass while holding her face down in the toilet.
Guy: Dude last night me and the girl did a southern scuba dive.

Friend: that's nasty man.
by Vundaba October 21, 2011
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scuba dive

When a man tries to hook up with another man while it is not obvious that he is gay, and then indirectly denies that he is gay when the other man asks. The man needs a huge oxygen tank like the ones used by scuba divers to look for meals while hide his sexuality.
Kevin Spacey - Hey fuckboi I could sure use a scrotum massage.
Man in Gay Bar - Uh? Are you gay?
Kevin Spacey - Just because you scuba dive, doesn’t make you a scuba diver.
by mathman8 November 10, 2018
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