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The Scrog

A girl or woman who is the ugly, disgusting girl in the group and also the most annoying. She also is the girl that cock-blocks guys trying to get on girls in her group because she is not getting any attention.
Chutz was supposed to get it on with The Scrog of the group, but she was so disgusting he went inside and jerked-off. The girls that Gregor and Tody were going to get on then wanted to leave.

The Scrog was so disgusting she reminded me of a 5'2" Randy Moss.
by Chicago Joey Biscuits April 20, 2012
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scrogging

when two sexually unattractive people, indulge in sexual activities.
did you hear about jack, and jill. god damn they have to be the two grossest people ive ever seen, man i mean jill has those orangatang tities, she might as well had two dead rats nailed to her chest, and jack looks like fucking lurch from the Adams family. ya dude.... they be scrogging.
by mil-fo July 28, 2012
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Scrog

noun. a hybrid fecal matter/semen paste that is excreted from a man or woman's anus after a man has ejaculated inside of said persons anus.
1. Jim cleaned up the scrog that Cindy had inadvertently squirted onto his couch after they engaged in unprotected anal sex.

2. Why don't you go chug a mug of scrog?

3. Alex and Bob used a condom to avoid a situation that may lead to a scrog related mess.
by Johnny J. Jizzbutt September 2, 2009
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scrogging

An act solely linked to aquatic mammals, like the whale or dolphin and any other sea creature with a blowhole. A popular pastime in Australia, especially on the East Coast. It involves beating off whilst riding atop the swimming beast and then inserting the penis into the blowhole of the creature at the point of climax, ejaculating into the animal.
Rupert: Hey! Wheres my wet suit? And my dolphin?!?
Lawrence: Yeah sorry mate, went scrogging last night, got a bit messy
by Stizzlargh February 13, 2008
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Scrogging

When you are kickin up a notch with some braud.
I was scrogging on that braud last night...
by OO Scrogger July 26, 2010
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Scrog

A person who smells like a mixture of toe-cheese and dick-cheese, is somewhat of a frog, and enjoys scratching their ass then sniffing their fingers. A scrog typically doesn't wash more than once a month and eats more baked beans than is considered possible, hence their horrendous butt-gas.
Have you noticed how much of a scrog your mother's been lately?
by BitchyWitchy November 5, 2014
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scrogged

a verb describing a person who has been tricked, deceived, or who has become the scapegoat at the expense of another.
I was told to stay late because my co-worker didn't get her work done. You've been scrogged.
by jojungle March 7, 2011
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