l.m.s.y.d.t.y.c.i.m.m

Let me suck your dick till you cum in my mouth

Girl: l.m.s.y.d.t.y.c.i.m.m
Girl: for the last time I don't have a dick

by Swkmn November 7, 2023

i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b

“I love you so much but I don’t know how to tell you because I know you don’t love me back.”

me: i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b
her: what does that mean
me: nvm

by P A I N August 17, 2020

Whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'd've's'ed't'nt's

The really most superior version of the who variant more superior than whom'st'd've and whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es

Guy 1: aye bruh, u know Whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'd've's'ed't'nt's ate my pizza rolls?
Guy 2: what?
Guy 1: did I stutter?

by Fuck, all my names are taken January 21, 2020

i.l.y.m.t.i.l.m.s.b.y.d.g.m.t.s.e.b

I love you more then I love myself but you don’t give me the same energy back

Me to crush:i.l.y.m.t.I.l.m.s.b.y.d.g.m.t.s.e.b

by Kaydee Bravo October 8, 2020

i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b.

I love you so much babe, I don't know how to tell you but I killed your dog in my bathroom.

John's gf: Hey where's my dog?
John: i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b.
John's gf: What?
John: I love you so much babe, I don't know how to tell you but I killed your dog in my bathroom.
John's gf: WTF JOHN!!!!!

by I am cursed April 16, 2021

S.Y.O.D

Suck your own dick

Oh. You think you're going to beat me in basketball? You have a better chance to s.y.o.d.

by Raske December 7, 2016

S.Y.A.D

"Sit your ass down!" An exclamation used to tell someone to take a seat when you're trying to be funny.

"Everyone, sit down and shut up!"
-But, Mr.Carr I need to-
"Louis!"
-What?
"S.Y.A.D!"

by Tugboats June 11, 2006