Road block

Some one who blocks a road, or two, hell the whole town!!! Is very ugly and fat, likes to ride BMXs and take advantage of ugly girls (ie:arthur/katie)

Todd, and possibly jaime, but really its todd.. hah

by Toddisaroadblockfatassuglydruggie February 29, 2004

Road block

When giving anal the girl poops on your dick.

when we were having sex she road blocked me

by De BIG Cheeze November 2, 2009

road block

Something you call Lillia. She blocks the "road."

"this is why you are called road block"

by ChameleoCam September 18, 2020

Road block

My wife

I'm finna hit the road block
She didn't wanna make me a sandwich

by Popopepeniggermon November 30, 2020

Indian Roadblock

When you want to blast your girl in the ass, but you can't cause there is a torpedo in the launcher.

You're going to fuck a chick in the shitter, but there is a turd in the pooper, thus stopping your pork sword from slaying the hole.

"I'd love to take it in the dumper tonight hun, but I've got an Indian Roadblock on board."

by davisonfire September 10, 2011

poop roadblock

when you are fingering a girl in her ass and you feel shit.

I was going to fuck Christie in the ass but I felt a poop roadblock and got scared.

by dunnyjake June 20, 2013

Chinese roadblock

Setting the speed of your vehicle on the highway to that of another vehicle in the next lane that is currently driving no faster than the speed limit to punish drivers behind you who have been tailgating you for miles. This generally only works on two-lane highways.

This jackass behind me has been riding my bumper for 10 minutes. Let's set up a Chinese roadblock and see if we can get him to have a coronary.

by A-Damage April 7, 2011