Persian Reassurance is the act of enetering a womans anal cavity while she is laying on her side and you penertrate from behind.
Dude how did your date with Melina go? It was great! she even let me give her some Persian Reassurance if you get my drift.
by xvaluedrivenx August 21, 2018
Get the Persian Reassurance mug.A bucket that can be obtained in The Stanley Parable Ultra Deluxe after visiting the expo hall. The bucket changes endings to be bucket related. For example, the apartment ending becomes an ending where Stanley tries to have sex with the bucket.
The Stanley Parable Reassurance Bucket was merely meant to provide the comforting glow of companionship.
by Melsbacksfriend July 30, 2022
Get the reassurance bucket mug.Related Words
re-assed • You’re ass ate it • You're assholes • re-insertion assistant • You're like Assange • You're fucking your ass from within • You're kidding my ass cheeks • you're such an ass • Shut up you're in my ass (stom ta pe ata batahat shli, from hebrew) • Shut your ass because you're talking out of it
A person in a relationship who is to relieve anxiety frequently. And is prodded until they run out of battery, which results in them giving up until they recharge.
Her: Are you gonna cheat on me?
Battery: No.
Her: Are you gonna cheat on me?
Battery: No.
Her: Do you still love me?
Battery: Yes
Her: Do you hate me?
Battery: No.
Her: Are you gonna cheat on me?
Battery: I give up...
(Reassurance Battery depleted needs recharging)
Battery: No.
Her: Are you gonna cheat on me?
Battery: No.
Her: Do you still love me?
Battery: Yes
Her: Do you hate me?
Battery: No.
Her: Are you gonna cheat on me?
Battery: I give up...
(Reassurance Battery depleted needs recharging)
by Tired-MoFo September 14, 2022
Get the Reassurance Battery mug.The art of continually repeating a lie you fabricated and subsequently keep making an ass out of yourself.
Girl: How Much Money Do You Make?
Dude: I make 52 an hr.
Girl: Oh
Dude: Yeah Im pretty bored making 52 dollars an hr.
Girl: Okay
Dude: <reassurance> Yeah making 52 an hr is like 2 grand a week. It's pretty sweet.
Dude: I make 52 an hr.
Girl: Oh
Dude: Yeah Im pretty bored making 52 dollars an hr.
Girl: Okay
Dude: <reassurance> Yeah making 52 an hr is like 2 grand a week. It's pretty sweet.
by COCO284 July 31, 2009
Get the Reassurance mug.by jetty da idiot September 8, 2020
Get the Reassuringly mug."Hey! Looking good!"
"Yeah, too many people were telling me my hair looked terrible, so I got some Mullet Reassignment Surgery."
"Yeah, too many people were telling me my hair looked terrible, so I got some Mullet Reassignment Surgery."
by Big Danny T January 29, 2014
Get the Mullet Reassignment Surgery mug.When an Olympic athlete finally comes out of the closet and decides to live their life as the opposite sex they were born as.
Just found out that the star athlete from my high school announced he was selling his Olympic gold medals to have jenner reassignment.
by 1badJedi February 6, 2015
Get the jenner reassignment mug.