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poseidons kiss 

Dropping a log on the toilet and the water splashes back up onto you
Uh oh, I just got a Poseidons kiss

Posiedon's kiss 

When you're taking a fat shit and your mighty log plops in the water, and the water come up and gives your taint a little smooch.
Friend 1: I was shittin' and out of nowhere I got a little posiedon's kiss.

Friend 2: yur gooch done got a smooch
Posiedon's kiss by mighty meat wad September 19, 2018