Pinkeye Express

The act of farting in a pillow and hitting someone in the face with it. Does not count unless you first yell “ALL ABOARD” or “WOO WOO” imitating a train whistle.

Totally surprised that pizza guy with the Pinkeye Express. He never saw it coming.

by Maker Kc February 17, 2025

Dirty Pinkeye

When you’re licking a girl’s pussy from behind and she accidentally farts into your eyes

“Dude, are you alright?”

“Nah, my girl gave me a dirty pinkeye last night.”

by Jonaton00 February 16, 2023

Ceremonial Pinkeye

Catching pinkeye after an important ceremony, such as a graduation or event.

“John had his graduation party last night, he caught Ceremonial Pinkeye”

by bnmooop September 2, 2025