Philadelphia Phillies

As much as people love to hate on the Phillies, and hate to love them; they are a pretty good ball team. Talk about loyal, they are the only MLB team in their original city, as well as with the original name.

Also the most losingest professional sports franchise with more than 10,000 losses.

"Did you hear the Philadelphia Phillies beat the Mets?"

"No, but when you build a team to beat them and forget a lot of the easier teams, that happens."

by Lou Stella April 22, 2008

phillies

n. pl. Slang for cigars emptied of their tobacco and refilled with marijuana. From "Philly Blunts," a common brand of cigar used for this purpose.

"Hook me up with one 'a dem chocolate Phillies, yo!"

by CrunkDawg May 11, 2003

Philadelphia Phillies

The team with the most losses out of any sports team and has one of the best and most loyal fan base. In their super long existence they have only won 2 world series. Many greats have played as a Phillie such as Mick Schmidt, Steve Carlton, Richie Ashburn and many more. There current team has arguably the best infield in baseball. They are one of the most cherished franchises in sports and are the 2008 World Series Winners.

"Did you hear the Philadelphia Phillies beat the Mets?"

"Well of course they did the Mets suck!"

Go Phillies!
"WORLD FUCKING CHAMPIONS" - Chase Utley

by world champion phillies January 14, 2009

phillies

the best team in the NL East division which consists of the over-rated New York Mutts, the pesky Florida Marlins, the no longer-division king Atlanta Braves, and the cellar dweller Washington Nationals. Their 13-4 record at the end of the 2007 season completed a 7 game comeback to win the division and make the New York Mutts the biggest laughingstock in all of baseball (which they should have been all along)

"Swing and a long drive, watch this baby...OUTTA HERE!!!" - Phillies hall of fame play-by-play man Harry Kalas

"Put this one in the win column for the Fightin' Phils!" - former Phillies radio announcer Scott Graham

The Philles have scored 20 runs twice in 2008. 20-5 vs. Colorado and 20-2 vs. St. Louis.

"The Phillies are 2007 National League East Champions!!! Look at the scene on the field, look at the scene in the stands, this is incredible!!!" - Harry Kalas

"Mets suck, go Phillies!!"

by Robmannnn August 26, 2008

Phillies

The baseball team that lost their 10,000th game but won the world series all in the same year (2008).

The Philadelphia Phillies are 2008 world champions of baseball!!!!!

by joel92 January 15, 2009

Phillie guts

Gone un-noticed by most, this term defines little piles of tobacco left by people who have "gutted" a blunt by removing all of the tobacco from the inside and (allegedly) replaced it with marijuana. Phillie guts are common litter at most gas stations, probably because that's where Phillies are bought.

Hey sombody must have been getting ready for a party... did you see that big pile of Phillie guts sombody littered in front of pump 4?

Hmm what do I do with these Phillie guts?
Put them in the cellophane of the blunt box and chuck it out the window!

by Damitdan October 8, 2006

Philidelphia Drive-By

When you are doing a girl doggy style and you spit on her back, so she think you came, and when she turns around you explode your load on her face.

Dude last night I totally pulled a Philidelphia Drive-By on Karen! She is really pissed at me now, cause i made her swallow.

by Noah Hoback September 20, 2007