Patches the cat

Patches the cat is a fucking beauty. He can take multiple cocks at the same time without missing a beat because he is a savage of the highest degree.

Patches the cat is the greatest of all time. He can't be stopped. His only weakness is a tight Justin bum.

by SaviorofThePatchy February 22, 2021

patches.c0splays0

Loves their mutuals very very much

“ patches.c0splays0 loves her mutuals very much and will do so much for them”

by patches.c0splays0 June 2, 2021

Diesel Patches

commentary youtuber that likes pregnant dwarf porn and little boys

Diesel Patches

by man bald August 20, 2020

Diesel Patches

Commentary youtuber, profile pic of Percy from Thomas the Tank Engine. Pretty cool dude

I hate this goddamn box

Diesel Patches

by discofox May 28, 2020

Suede Patches

Clothing displaying profuse underarm sweating. Can also refer to the person with the profuse sweating.

“That lawyer must be nervous, check out her suede patches.”

"Check it out, Suede Patches over there he must have been on the treadmill for hours."

by SBoss2 January 29, 2009

Diesel Patches

some random dude

Reatrd: "Hello Diesel Patches, do you want to do scooby-doo furry porn rp with me?"
Diesel patched: "No"

by GamerGal17 November 24, 2020

Sour Patches

People who are rude and then act like they are your best friend. Its confusing.

Those Sour Patches! They just don't understand the point of "go away!"

by GDOGTHEBOMB May 25, 2016