flapping the paper asshole

A phrase used to describe the act of publicly announcing personal and/or private information in an inappropriate setting.

A friend of mine had anal with a fat chick, and then by way of flapping the paper asshole let everyone know about it at the bowling alley. He received a lot of awkward stares.....

by the Poopsmith January 31, 2014

ass piper

a very ugly person that has a pipe up there ass. it is illegal to be an ass piper in all 50 states but one. the one state that does allow it is Alaska. but hey sarah palin is the major there so what did u expect??? an ass piper is normally a male. with brown gay ass emo hair. but he doesnt look very emo he just looks like a douche. most ass pipers live in alaska because its legal. if you do happen to encounter an ass piper just throw snow at it and it will wine and walk away if you do not have snow available just find the closest object available for throwing and throw it at the ass piper if you follow these instructions you will be safe from the ass piper. :)

the douche looking brett kid over there looks like an ass piper we have to throw snow at him to stay safe.

the ass piper is a douche that has a pipe up is ass.

by awesomenessinabox February 18, 2010

piper on their ass

A phrase used to describe a person that has had enough of their current situation -- especially a situation that is much like a women's prison like Orange is the New Black (Netflix prison show) --- that is usually oppressive, degrading to women, and has a warden-like authority telling you to shut up. Piper in the show shows her dark side by starting fights and manipulating the system to get what she wants, e.g., getting a gang leader bitch cut or killed.

I'm sick of working at this place --- I get bad mouthed, bullied, shit on, and thrown under the bus every fucking day! I'm so ready to go piper on their ass! But the boss sits behind me (a.k.a. the baby sitter) and watches me every day so I guess I've got to be careful...

by Cnlefae May 14, 2017