ooshla

Stimulating light touch of the body parts in a non-sexual way, generally by a grandmother, aunt, or a gender neutral relative. It’s like being given a massage to your hair follicles, making you quiver and goose pimply while exclaiming in a high pitched non-sexual squeal of delight

Me: Grandma gives the best ooshla.

Dad: you’re not wrong.

by Mahdered by Ooshlas October 19, 2021

ooshwap

the state of being so beyond gone you are unrecognisable. You typically know you are there when your face starts becoming numb and the smile is stuck to your face.

Terry so godamn fucking gone he’s been climbing up ooshwap before he even got to the function

by Terrylarryeatingaberry March 7, 2025