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Captain Old Spice

A worthy sea captain who constantly scores plenty of pussy.
a.k.a a modern Pimp.
Man...he's soo cool we nicknamed him Captain old Spice.

Chuck Noris is a Captain old Spice.
by Captain Old Spice January 22, 2009
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A[n] Old Spice Man

a legendary creature whose swan dive is majestic and his mating call is a snap of his fingers, attracting worthy females from across the lands.
An Old Spice Man may be seen as: Jesus, Chuck Norris's son, a battle between God and the devil(involving no violence), a backwards horse, or Isaiah Mustafa.
by TheAllknowingISAIAH August 24, 2011
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Smoking old spice

When someone hides their vape in their armpit in an establishment that doesn’t allow smoking.
My boy was smoking old spice in that hipster bar.
by Lifehacks79 February 1, 2020
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old school spice

man someone needs to do their shirt laundry, i’m smelling that old school spice, old we..
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oldspicefreak

Just overall amazing I don’t know anything specific other than that they are a thriving and iconic taurus
That’s so oldspicefreak of you.
by Raindroop July 9, 2021
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oldspicefreak

Being an overall amazing person and a sinjin drowning fan (you can’t be an amazing person if u don’t like them)
That’s so oldspicefreak of you to do that.
by Raindroop July 9, 2021
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