October 31

National fat ass day. FUCK HALLOWEEN WE ARE DOING NATIONAL FAT ASS DAY!! On October 31 all the fat/thick people come together and eat all the junk food they can find. NO SKINNY PEOPLE ALLOWED. BYOF BRING YOUR OWN FOOD
BYOB BRING YOUR OWN BED WE HAVING A SLEEP OVER! STN SPREAD THE NEWS. If you really want a skinny person it will cost them 10$! (All thick celebrity’s through the back door)

Friend: Are you excited for Fat ass day on October 31!”

Skinny person: Yea but I have to bring 10 bucks ☹️

by Bella Martell/ Denbrough October 29, 2019

October 31

In October 31st you can have sex,kiss/make out with anyone you want

Ohh it’s October 31st time to have sex with Logan.

by October 31 October 15, 2019

October 31

The day when hannah tells Finn she likes him

Me: guess what today is
Hannah: what?
Me: October 31, you have to tell Finn you like him ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by plus ultra homo October 19, 2019

October 31

We give all the people that were born on this day a piece of candy

“Your birthday’s October 31”

“Yeah
“Here’s some candy”

by NameGame543 October 22, 2019

October 31

The day to not murder someone. So please do not do that.

Zack:The time has come Timothy
Timothy:Joke's on you, it's October 31

by The geek in the corner October 29, 2019

October 31

Widely known as Halloween where children go door to door extorting candy from people while wearing costumes. Also known as stop-this-bullshit-day-stuff day

1) hey man, are you excited for October 31?
2)yeah I love Halloween!
1)nah man, it's the day when people stop define the current date like dumbasses!

by Pleasestopthis October 30, 2019

October 31

Not only is it Halloween, but it’s also be kind to everyone day. Say hi to anyone and just be nice, but when it comes to trick-or-treating all the kind can go while you can scare people to near death.

Caroline it’s October 31, go say hi to that new guy since you should be kind, don’t worry you can scare him tonight

by Oogaboogagiggkes October 31, 2019