Shiz

Shiz is the word used instead of shit when someone doesn't wanna swear.

But there's another definition which makes way more sense.

So shiz is when you shit and jizz at the same time.

So you're on the toilet jacking off, and u feel the need to shit, so you're shitting and at the same time while you're shitting u get an orgasm and jizz. so that's what's called shizzing.

Guy 1: Bro omg yesterday I was shizzing for the first time, It felt so fucking damn good
Guy 2: wtf is shizzing?
Guy 1: What you seriously don't know? It's when you shit and jizz at the same time.
Guy 2: Is that even possible wtf?
Guy 1: yeah duhhh it feels sooo good

by thottyS January 26, 2019

Shiz

The problem child of cheese whiz and shit. To express ones negative emotions on a Christian Minecraft server.

Oh, shiz Britney Spears is still alive?! Shiz, bruh, you eat vegetables?!

by LadyGagaHasMyBag August 7, 2018

Shiz

Shiz is a substitute word for S. H. I. T.

Girl : going to get some chips
Corner : Hue hue hue I dOnT tHiNk So
Girl : ( hits toe on corner ) Shiz!!

by PastelHariot November 11, 2020

Shiz

The clean version of shit

dude you little shiz!

by sadman54321 March 30, 2016

Shiz

Do I have to explain?

I took a giant shiz.

by ThatOneFuckingNigger January 30, 2017

shiz

a term that is universal for that and those

Dude... I still gotta go and pick up that shiz.

by Tagalian Hero January 31, 2005

shiz

sweet chalk used for marking starts at the high jump pit at track meets.

also: sarah and kendra.

Yo, shiz, i need some shiz to mark this. Orange, if you got it.

by kendra (shiz) September 21, 2008