MuppetSexual

Someone who wants to fuck animatronics and foam hand puppets but not their puppeteers, especially not if the puppeteers are of the same gender as the MuppetSexual but the muppet is not. Examples of MuppetSexual's crushes include Miss Piggy, the female gremlin from Gremlins 2 and for the ladies Gonzo the Great due to his floppy boner shaped nose.

Guy 1: I have a confession to make, Miss Piggy totally gives me a boner?
Guy 2: What the fuck bro she doesnt even look real
Girl: Oh leave him alone, i'm also MuppetSexual, you ever seen that nose on Gonzo?

by shitfungus January 25, 2024

MuppetSexual

Someone who wants to fuck animatronics and foam hand puppets but not their puppeteers, especially not if the puppeteers are of the same gender as the MuppetSexual but the muppet is not. Examples of MuppetSexual's crushes include Miss Piggy, the female gremlin from Gremlins 2 and for the ladies Gonzo the Great due to his floppy boner shaped nose.

Guy 1: I have a confession to make, Miss Piggy totally gives me a boner?
Guy 2: What the fuck bro she doesnt even look real
Girl: Oh leave him alone, i'm also MuppetSexual, you ever seen that nose on Gonzo?

by shitfungus January 25, 2024

Geotuber/mappers

A term used for people who are 13 years olds that make bigoted cringe content that is about geography and alliances, especially ogists and homophobes that are countryball fans and use the word sigma or gigachad to act cool, like the people who use gay as a insult and call democratic countries gay and find muslim nations based

Person A:Ugh man, why do i keep seeing these annoying geotuber/mappers?

Person B:maybe they are just retarded for subs

by Averagepersian January 23, 2024