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Dingy Mop

A old woman's very hairy old gray vagina and overgrown taint The overgrowth looks like she's shaking an old, dirty mop head around.
I'm scarred for life brooohhh. I just walked in on my gramma douching herself on the toilet and all I saw was her dingy mop. I feel sick.
by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2016
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mop job

1. n. A blow job.
2. n. The first word of the phrase, "mop" is an acronym, literally standing for "mouth on penis." Thus, the most accurate definition of a mop job is a job involving the putting of one's mouth on another's penis, allowing for situations other then blowjob's exclusively; i.e., the job of sucking poison out of a snake bite on another's penis.
3. n. A job involving cleaning a floor using a mop.
1. "Dude! This chick bit my penis while giving me a mop job the other day! Now I have a sweet scar!"

2. "Timmy! Give me a mop job quick! This King Cobra just poisoned my pud!"

3. "I hate being a janitor. All I do is give mop jobs all day."
by Captain Hot Pocket December 9, 2008
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Mop

A firearm with a large capacity magazine. It can be any type of firearm but it is commonly referred to handguns and machine pistols.
" Got adrenaline to drill an opp, I'm in the park wid the Mop"
Poky - Kick Down Doors

"22 shots that's a Mop nigga"
Rondonumbanine - Play For Keeps
by Star9 March 22, 2017
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Mop Salad

If your refer to a woman as "mop salad," that means she will perform fellatio on you with out issue, or coercion.

Mop Salad can also be called "top of the morning." -The term was coined by one of Joe Buddens' friends on BlogTV.
Yo look at that bitch there... she got some big lips... That bitch mop salad...

That chick got on juicy booty shorts.... that's definitely mop salad.

That bitch is Mop Salad... She always got lollipop in her mouth.
by JoeBuddenTV August 4, 2009
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piss mop

person who enjoys being urinated on in a sexual manner
Jiinks moved to AZ because Mia is a dirty piss mop.
by preludepilot May 13, 2005
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Mop Chop

Mop Chop Meaning, going for a hair cut, or have had a hair cut.
Example 1;
Charles We still all goin out tonight?
John Yer, but i've gotta go for a mop chop first.

Example 2;

Charles Alryt mate, where you been?
John Just been down town for a mop chop for tonight.
by Buglass April 20, 2007
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mop piece

a bitch who's weave/hair that looks like the end of a dirty ass triflin mop,would b called out as a mop piece .
ex) the end of a dirty mop
ex)yooo her hair look like a mop piece

ex)stfu wid yo mop piece lookin ass
the end of a dirty old triflin ass mop
yo hair look like a mop piece
stfu wid yo mop piece lookin ass
by sharkiesha work in progressSs February 24, 2014
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