Misanthrope 

A person who is generally cynical and has
a hatred for the majority of the human
race.

DAMN! That ni**a Simon thinks all these grown men who take their birthday parties seriously are gay. What a Misanthrope!

Misanthrope by I hate fat broads May 29, 2024

Blanket Misanthrope 

Someone who offers your comfy blanket in trade for their crummy one and then gives your nice blanket to someone else and gives you back a crap-ass blanket.

Listen you frickin Blanket Misanthrope, you're welcome to use a shit blanket but don't try giving my nice one away.

Blanket Misanthrope by luck_20 January 2, 2024