megetate

To unsuccessfully meditate-producing a state of mind between meditation and vegetation. See vegetate

After 20 minutes of meditation I began to megetate, and soon thereafter, fell asleep.

by crouton8 January 25, 2013

Messtastrophe

A mess of catastrophic proportions. Typically takes two or more to clean up. Could be a biohazard or worse.

Hoarders basement that recently flooded.
Women's public bathroom at gas stations.
Poo-filled toy box of toddler who is afraid of the toilet.

"Wow, the women's room is a real Messtastrophe! There's even crap on the ceiling! You can't pay me enough to clean that up..."

by TheDriver September 7, 2013

Mesataki

Mesataki a word used to describe a spineless, laughable, uneducated person, who can only teabag due to a syndrome known as micro penis.

The mesataki slithered out of the room like a coward realizing micro penis made its worthless existence laughable and meaningless.

by morethanyou123 October 3, 2018

meseth

meseth is a nice boy he wishes he were taller but he is cool. he has lots of friends he always skates and shows off that he does but he is cool

look a meseth! he is so cool

by thisisoforrachelyoubigfatnasty May 12, 2020

mesitariosisolism

it is the religion of rocket league you are loved in this religion and every Tuesday we celebrate the amazing society of Rocket League

Do you wanna join mesitariosisolism

by CD26 April 20, 2021

memetarian

One who survives on memes alone.

Leesa is a memetarian. She doesn’t eat food, drink water, or sleep. She survives on a diet of pure memes.

by Jay Handy October 21, 2023

Mesta Douche

A person, male or female, who cheats at videogames, and then deny's it. Cheating counts as screen-peeking, killing while another is in the bathroom, or quitting the game because their death is eminent.

BJ, stop screen peeking you mesta douche!

Stop team killing you mesta douche.

BJ, you such a mesta douche! You killed me when I was in the bathroom!

by Jeremy Moore June 24, 2008