by Not Isaiah April 20, 2018
Get the mr. merritt mug.1. a confident, athletic guy who knows he can get with any girl he wants to and dosnt care whether to not hide it from them, otherwise he is nice to other guys. He can also be nice to the girl hes hoping to get with in the hour
2. a guy who can cheer you up if you thought you were so unhappy you would give a fuck if a truck came by and knocked you out so you couldnt remember who he was. And when your feeling like you are invincible, or you feel like you're flying high and nothing can touch you, he can rip you out of the sky and pretty much strip you of your confidence. More often than not he is your friend than your enemy.
2. a guy who can cheer you up if you thought you were so unhappy you would give a fuck if a truck came by and knocked you out so you couldnt remember who he was. And when your feeling like you are invincible, or you feel like you're flying high and nothing can touch you, he can rip you out of the sky and pretty much strip you of your confidence. More often than not he is your friend than your enemy.
Me : "hey sam"
Sam Merritt: "hey bro"
... later that day...
Me : "hey sam"
Sam Merritt: "FUCK YOU"
... many ball taps later...
Me: "ouch..."
....
Sam Merritt: "hey wazup bro?"
Sam Merritt: "hey bro"
... later that day...
Me : "hey sam"
Sam Merritt: "FUCK YOU"
... many ball taps later...
Me: "ouch..."
....
Sam Merritt: "hey wazup bro?"
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Doug Merritt is a term used when you drink so much you get hypothermia and obtain alcohol poisoning. Our Doug Merritt can be used when your greening our on multiple keif bowls
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Addys 9inch rock hard cock penetrated Ben’s soaking wet pussy with perfection He slid in and out of him with ease and it felt amazing for both of them Addy started moving faster and harder listening to his moan
Ben felt like he would soon be skyrocketing into extasy because Addy was so good at this Daddy suddenly heard Ben scream loudly as he exploded into orgasm Addy kept pounding him, and his pulsing vagina engulfed addys dick and he came into him groaning in joy
He wasn't done just yet though He pulled out of her and grabbed his legs He moved them out of the way and started to eat him out His tounge circled around Bens clit multiple times He felt the greatest pleasure hed ever known and voiced this satisfaction His moans made Addy even more turned on and he licked him more and more until she came again his legs buckling around him
Addy didnt even let Ben catch his breath before he entered again Ben was writhing underneath him as his pleasure took control of his entire body Ben could no longer contain his joy as Addy just kept on penetrating him Ben begged for more and he complied going fast and hard and deep
It wasn't long before they both came again They were completely exhausted and truly felt the Ben Merritt
Ex:
Addys 9inch rock hard cock penetrated Ben’s soaking wet pussy with perfection He slid in and out of him with ease and it felt amazing for both of them Addy started moving faster and harder listening to his moan
Ben felt like he would soon be skyrocketing into extasy because Addy was so good at this Daddy suddenly heard Ben scream loudly as he exploded into orgasm Addy kept pounding him, and his pulsing vagina engulfed addys dick and he came into him groaning in joy
He wasn't done just yet though He pulled out of her and grabbed his legs He moved them out of the way and started to eat him out His tounge circled around Bens clit multiple times He felt the greatest pleasure hed ever known and voiced this satisfaction His moans made Addy even more turned on and he licked him more and more until she came again his legs buckling around him
Addy didnt even let Ben catch his breath before he entered again Ben was writhing underneath him as his pleasure took control of his entire body Ben could no longer contain his joy as Addy just kept on penetrating him Ben begged for more and he complied going fast and hard and deep
It wasn't long before they both came again They were completely exhausted and truly felt the Ben Merritt
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