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Manitoba mad cow

The Manitoba Mad Cow is when you pick up a fat chick and while doing her doggy style, you squeeze and twist her titties like you'd milk a cow. Then you ram your dick in her ass without any lube, thus making her mad.
Ex: I hooked up some fat chick with a Manitoba Mad Cow last night, and it was awesome, she was so angry.
by DJ Clamstrong January 16, 2008
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Manitoba Moose Job

While having intercource one partner wears a moose costume, while the other pretends to be a hunter and shoots their partner and proceed to bang their partners lifeless corps.
Dude I totally gave Margret a Manitoba Moose Job last night.
by MBCI June 14, 2015
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Awwww, sweet Jesus, I can see Jeff's Manty Lines!
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Manitoba Handshake

When a person breaks a bottle of Standard Lager over the head of another person. Usually done out of anger at a transgression by the receiving party. This has to be done with a bottle of the Manitoba Original Standard Lager. Otherwise it is simply bottling. In certain circumstances a bottle of Extra Old Stock can be substituted.
This broad kept knocking into Julie at the club so she gave her a Manitoba Handshake.
by Rik Van Howle August 14, 2009
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This is a fine manitoba hotdog we have ended up in.

Today has turned into a real manitoba hotdog
by 3rdBestBishnu September 15, 2018
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Manitoba

Just like the middle child of your aunt and uncle's family of 5, Manitoba really has no reasons for anyone to outright dislike them. However, like that meek cousin of yours, there's really no reason to like them too much either. It's quiet, it minds it own business, and has no defining characteristics. Plus it's basically at the geographic centre of Canada.
by Echelon March 25, 2008
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maniyah

maniyah has a pretty smile and is pretty PERIOD
maniyah is fine as fuck
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