Mallard Olympics

A series of physical competitions between ducks.

YO BRO DID YOU SEE THE MALLARD OLYMPICS LAST NIGHT?

by frankson1234 January 29, 2012

Mallard Lips

To have the lips resemebling the bill of a Canadian Mallard duck (Anas platyrhynchos)

Bailey L. had mallard lips

by alvin maker January 31, 2007

The Mallard Duck

A sex move where the male is normally in the missionary position. Before completion, the male will stick a piece of lit dynamite into the woman's vaginal area, and time his load perfectly in reference to the fuse of the dynamite. This will result in the explosion of his male reproductive system into the woman's vagina, hence the term "Mallard Duck."

"Baby, I want to try The Mallard Duck tonight."

by ekgi November 10, 2018

Mallard Creek

The best school in Charlotte, NC. The best school in CMS. Second only to Providence in test scores, the best at football and basketball, and the most swag. We rock at every sport, so be jealous. Theatre Kids are definitely the best, but DECA kids are alright too. Biggest Multicultural club, ever. Our teachers are better than the rest, but most of all, the students are the finest, coolest, best there are. Basically, you want to go there, so transfer.

1.
-Dude, I'm not zoned for Mallard Creek, but I really want to go there.
-Man, just fake your address and go there. It's worth it.

2.
-Vance kid: I wish I went to MCHS
-North Meck kid: I wish I went to MCHS
-Hopewell kid: I wish I went to MCHS
-POB kid: I wish I went to MCHS
-South Meck kid: Where is MCHS?

(Northside schools go harder.)

by MCHSgirl July 5, 2011

Mallard

An individual who does something unfavorable to another, ie. an individual who would do something "mal" to another. (Of Latin decent.)

"You drank my last beer!? You're such a mallard."

by India Morgan May 23, 2008

Mallard Mouth

Male version of duck face

Why you looking like a Mallard Mouth??

by The Girls at LVC October 9, 2010

Red Mallard

A secret cat call for men to announce that a hot woman has just entered.

A hot woman walks into a bar, a guy would yell out "Red Mallard" and his buddies would know to look toward the door to check out the hot chick!!

by Wiley_Oompa April 7, 2010