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Get the gracie macgoghan mug.Hilarious. Harsh, biting sarcasm. Former host of SNL Weekend News. Norm produced the best comeback line of all time as a guest on the Late Show with Conan O'brien. See below:
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Best comeback line
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(Conan asks Courtney Thorne-Smith what the title of her new movie co-starring Carrot Top is)
Norm: If it has Carrot Top in it, it should be called Box Office Poison.
Thorne-Smith: No, it's called Chairman of the Board. There, make fun of that. (Smith resumes talking to Conan)
Norm: *Brief pause* I bet the "board" is spelled b.o.r.e.d.
Conan: Uncontrollable laughter.
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Hosting SNL after being fired from the show
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Norm MacDonald: When the people here asked me to do the show, I've got to say, I felt kind of weird. I don't know if you remember this, but I used to actually be on this show. I used to do the "Weekend Update" news routine, you remember that? That's where I did the make-believe news jokes. That was me, you know? So then, a year and a half ago, I had sort of a disagreement with the management at NBC. I wanted to keep my job. Right? And they felt the exact opposite. They fired me because they said that I wasn't funny. Now, with most jobs, I could have had a hell of a lawsuit on my hands for that, but see, this is a comedy show. So, they got me. But, now, this is the weird part, it's only a year and a half later, and now, they ask me to host the show. So I wondered, how did I go from being not funny enough to be even allowed in the building, to being so funny that I'm now hosting the show? How did I suddenly get so goddamn funny?! It was inexplicable to me, because, let's face it, a year and a half is not enough time for a dude to learn how to be funny! Then it occurred to me, I haven't gotten funnier, the show has gotten really bad! So, yeah, I'm funny compared to, you know, what you'll see later. Okay, so let's recap, the bad news is: I'm still not funny. The good news is: The show blows! Alright, folks, we've got a great show for you tonight! Dr. Dre, Snoop Doggie Dogg and Eminem are here. We'll be right back!
Best comeback line
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(Conan asks Courtney Thorne-Smith what the title of her new movie co-starring Carrot Top is)
Norm: If it has Carrot Top in it, it should be called Box Office Poison.
Thorne-Smith: No, it's called Chairman of the Board. There, make fun of that. (Smith resumes talking to Conan)
Norm: *Brief pause* I bet the "board" is spelled b.o.r.e.d.
Conan: Uncontrollable laughter.
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Hosting SNL after being fired from the show
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Norm MacDonald: When the people here asked me to do the show, I've got to say, I felt kind of weird. I don't know if you remember this, but I used to actually be on this show. I used to do the "Weekend Update" news routine, you remember that? That's where I did the make-believe news jokes. That was me, you know? So then, a year and a half ago, I had sort of a disagreement with the management at NBC. I wanted to keep my job. Right? And they felt the exact opposite. They fired me because they said that I wasn't funny. Now, with most jobs, I could have had a hell of a lawsuit on my hands for that, but see, this is a comedy show. So, they got me. But, now, this is the weird part, it's only a year and a half later, and now, they ask me to host the show. So I wondered, how did I go from being not funny enough to be even allowed in the building, to being so funny that I'm now hosting the show? How did I suddenly get so goddamn funny?! It was inexplicable to me, because, let's face it, a year and a half is not enough time for a dude to learn how to be funny! Then it occurred to me, I haven't gotten funnier, the show has gotten really bad! So, yeah, I'm funny compared to, you know, what you'll see later. Okay, so let's recap, the bad news is: I'm still not funny. The good news is: The show blows! Alright, folks, we've got a great show for you tonight! Dr. Dre, Snoop Doggie Dogg and Eminem are here. We'll be right back!
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1. n. An individual of the homo sapiens species who has ass-kicking power. The greatest of them all is Chuck Norris.
Antonyms: Buttcrack
Antonyms: Buttcrack
1. "Man, that guy is so Macho-Jude he kicks my ass by looking at me."
2. "Ewww, that guys isn't even close to Macho-Judism. He's more of a buttcrack"
2. "Ewww, that guys isn't even close to Macho-Judism. He's more of a buttcrack"
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Get the Macho-Jude mug.A male who is obsessed with Apple products, in particular they're Macs.
Has to have the latest version as soon as it comes out, and continually rants on about how Macs are superior to PCs.
They often have posters of Steve Jobs graced all over their bedroom walls and also try to be American if they aren't already.
They spend their spare time in Starbucks thinking they're superior and better than everyone else because they have an overpriced machine and an overpriced coffee.
To Macboys Apple can do no wrong!
Has to have the latest version as soon as it comes out, and continually rants on about how Macs are superior to PCs.
They often have posters of Steve Jobs graced all over their bedroom walls and also try to be American if they aren't already.
They spend their spare time in Starbucks thinking they're superior and better than everyone else because they have an overpriced machine and an overpriced coffee.
To Macboys Apple can do no wrong!
PC User - "I just got a new laptop it's really fast i'm really happy with it."
Macboy Aaron - "Oh no no no, you don't need a PC my Mac is way better, Apple is so good their customer service is second to none. Best company ever. Steve Jobs is fucking god!!! Get a Mac and I'll meet you in Starbucks."
Mac User - "My MacBook pro has a broken headphone jack, it wont clip in!"
MacBoy Ben - "Oh no no no, that's just Apple's new safety design feature. Apple can do no wrong!!!!!!"
Aaron and Ben are Macboys
Macboy Aaron - "Oh no no no, you don't need a PC my Mac is way better, Apple is so good their customer service is second to none. Best company ever. Steve Jobs is fucking god!!! Get a Mac and I'll meet you in Starbucks."
Mac User - "My MacBook pro has a broken headphone jack, it wont clip in!"
MacBoy Ben - "Oh no no no, that's just Apple's new safety design feature. Apple can do no wrong!!!!!!"
Aaron and Ben are Macboys
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Get the Breganos maccos Bratus mug.Guy “Did you notice MacDoesIt on Messypod the other day”
Other guy “yea, him and mike were talking about 2 football players one coach again”
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by JayTheGayMatchaMan March 19, 2021
Get the MacDoesIt mug.Daughter and Son of Ronald MacDonald, Yes The clown From the not famous fast-food chain MacDonalds. She has that the ability to climb walls. Is believed that if she climbs Mount Everest she will achieve a power level equal only to the universe herself. Her measured energy levels in the present is can not be measured by any of our modern technology. While she may seem like a menace or could be classified as dangerous, a way to calm her down is by making her realize her low height, or giving her Lemon poppy seed bumtckae.
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Juan: Yeah, she was here a bit ago, don't tell her I said this But she is really dumb
Ben: Yeah, I agree, you are my favorite on the 5th floor
*Mary M. MacDonald approaches menacingly*
Juan: Yeah, she was here a bit ago, don't tell her I said this But she is really dumb
Ben: Yeah, I agree, you are my favorite on the 5th floor
*Mary M. MacDonald approaches menacingly*
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