long john

A tasty donut.

Long John is rich so he bought me a dozen long johns from Dunkin Donuts

by Peters style! February 9, 2004

Long john

A very looooonnngggg turd

“Omg! Did you blow up the bowl and then leave a long John?!”
“Sorry mother”

by Ipeedonthecat October 17, 2019

Frosted long John

A Frosted Long John is when someone (usually a male) takes a shit and then ejaculates on top of the turd. Leaving a layer of “frosting” on top.

I was having sex with Maria and to finish out the night I left a steaming hot Frosted Long John on her chest.

by Mr. McPeterson February 24, 2023

The Shrimp Plate From Long John Silver's

A cheap meal a Chad buys for Stacy or Becky when he wants PAM (Pussy Asshole Mouth).

"He can't even buy you the shrimp plate from Long John Silver's. And what that plate cost, $2.99? But he can give you a mouth full of sperm or a rectum full of sperm." Alexyss K Tylor

by Left Wing Fascist May 8, 2023

long-john

Long-john \lawng-jon\, verb:
to repetively irritate; to bother incessantly; to drive crazy.

"stop long-johning me, get that thing out of my face already"

by mE$c@Li+O~ March 12, 2009

oh long johnsoning

A term used in the show: South Park as a type of meme in the episode "Faith Hilling". This meme is portrayed as a person continuously saying "Oh Long Johnson" in a dangerous situation.

A boy was Oh Long Johnsoning in the road. After he said "Oh Long Johnson" for the 5th time. A truck hit him on his Rearend, punishing him for Oh Long Johnsoning in the Traffic.

by thenegativedegree November 3, 2013

long john silvers

a place were the food isnt that great and you overpay. workers are usualy clinicaly insane and horny little bastards.

"lets go get our wallet raped by long john silvers

by fred sumner May 3, 2008