n. el-oh-el-san-chehz
1. lolSanchez (born November 11, 1986), formerly known as Mark Sanchez, is an American football quarterback for the New York Jets of the National Football League (NFL). The pseudonym was formally adopted and applied by North American tribunal (excluding Mexico) after his play on the field was deemed far too amusing for the general public. (see buttfumble)
2. a sexual act where an individual drives to Home Depot and pays an illegal immigrant $58.25 million over 5 years to eroto-asphyxiate him/her on a freshly manicured lawn.
1. lolSanchez (born November 11, 1986), formerly known as Mark Sanchez, is an American football quarterback for the New York Jets of the National Football League (NFL). The pseudonym was formally adopted and applied by North American tribunal (excluding Mexico) after his play on the field was deemed far too amusing for the general public. (see buttfumble)
2. a sexual act where an individual drives to Home Depot and pays an illegal immigrant $58.25 million over 5 years to eroto-asphyxiate him/her on a freshly manicured lawn.
Matt Mosley: Mark Sanchez just buttfumbled!
Richard Johnson: Who?
Matt Mosley: lolSanchez
Richard Johnson: Ohhhh! That guy! He is hilarious! Almost as funny as that other Mexican quarterback in Dallas.
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After his foot fetish was not longer satisfying, Rex decided to treat himself to an lolsanchez.
Richard Johnson: Who?
Matt Mosley: lolSanchez
Richard Johnson: Ohhhh! That guy! He is hilarious! Almost as funny as that other Mexican quarterback in Dallas.
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After his foot fetish was not longer satisfying, Rex decided to treat himself to an lolsanchez.
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Acts a lil gay, but NO homo.
Acts a lil gay, but NO homo.
Chino: Ayy imma bout to smoke a backwoods w/ Schmidt Loks then let him fuck my bitch.
Magaña: Id fuck Schmidt NO homo tho.
Magaña: Id fuck Schmidt NO homo tho.
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Man 1: "What in the fuck is that?"
Paleontologist: "Oh shit, lolosaurus Rex!"
Lolosaurus Rex: "LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL"
Paleontologist: "Oh shit, lolosaurus Rex!"
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You know that little prick John who's five and gave your dog some chocolate?
he's a fucking lolisanin.
A lolisanin is basically just the devil in a 5 year old body and will make your life hell!
You know that little prick John who's five and gave your dog some chocolate?
he's a fucking lolisanin.
A lolisanin is basically just the devil in a 5 year old body and will make your life hell!
"Yo why'd you just bite my dick you lolisanin basturd!!! Your only 6 you fuck I'ma get my ass in jail!"
Lolisanin:"HE TOUCHED MEEEEEEEEE!!! WAAPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Lolisanin:"HE TOUCHED MEEEEEEEEE!!! WAAPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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A wild Lolpsticality appeared
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Your greek friend: That's not how you make tzatziki, no mint, no dill!
You: LOLOSS!
Your greek friend: That's not how you make tzatziki, no mint, no dill!
You: LOLOSS!
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