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lolsanchez

n. el-oh-el-san-chehz

1. lolSanchez (born November 11, 1986), formerly known as Mark Sanchez, is an American football quarterback for the New York Jets of the National Football League (NFL). The pseudonym was formally adopted and applied by North American tribunal (excluding Mexico) after his play on the field was deemed far too amusing for the general public. (see buttfumble)

2. a sexual act where an individual drives to Home Depot and pays an illegal immigrant $58.25 million over 5 years to eroto-asphyxiate him/her on a freshly manicured lawn.
Matt Mosley: Mark Sanchez just buttfumbled!

Richard Johnson: Who?

Matt Mosley: lolSanchez

Richard Johnson: Ohhhh! That guy! He is hilarious! Almost as funny as that other Mexican quarterback in Dallas.

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After his foot fetish was not longer satisfying, Rex decided to treat himself to an lolsanchez.
by penguin farmer July 18, 2013
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Schmidt Loks

Da type a nigga that's chill with anyone. Da type a nigga to smoke a backwoods, crack open a cold ones with the bois, play a few matches of fortnite and still be able to fuck your bitch.
Acts a lil gay, but NO homo.
Chino: Ayy imma bout to smoke a backwoods w/ Schmidt Loks then let him fuck my bitch.

Magaña: Id fuck Schmidt NO homo tho.
by 🅱ino Lasagna June 16, 2018
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Lolosaurus Rex

A larger, more stupid species of the lolozaur family, known for its haunting, beastly cry between other lolosauruses; LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Man 1: "What in the fuck is that?"

Paleontologist: "Oh shit, lolosaurus Rex!"

Lolosaurus Rex: "LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL"
by Perry H. Christ September 27, 2008
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Lolisanin

A word to describe a shit head little kid.
You know that little prick John who's five and gave your dog some chocolate?
he's a fucking lolisanin.
A lolisanin is basically just the devil in a 5 year old body and will make your life hell!
"Yo why'd you just bite my dick you lolisanin basturd!!! Your only 6 you fuck I'ma get my ass in jail!"
Lolisanin:"HE TOUCHED MEEEEEEEEE!!! WAAPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Lolpsticality

A relentless rapist who surfes around on a game called "Roblox" luring little kids into giving them their adress. Then proceeds to appear at their adress then kidnaps the victim, then rapes then rapes them, then finally kills them.
A wild Lolpsticality appeared
by Lolpsticality August 29, 2019
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loloss

The greek version of laugh out loud. Originates from the fact that many greek words end in -os.
You: Hey man, I made some tzatziki and put some mint and dill in it!
Your greek friend: That's not how you make tzatziki, no mint, no dill!
You: LOLOSS!
by Jason the Tipos Argonaut March 31, 2021
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the lols

the lols is a severe case of lol, it is something uncontrollably funny.
Jeremy got the lols after i told him a joke involving a horse and a bar
by diamondmanizzle3 October 28, 2013
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