June 1st

A day of the two-faced.

June 1st could either go like 3 days in a French castle with your friends, some wine and some bread , or like 3 days in a French castle with Boris Johnson and Donald Trump fanatics.

One should beware on that day as to not offend the nearby Geminis , they bite.

Recommended action : Strangling a homophobe with the LGBTQ+ flag, unique and colourful.

On June 1st 1970, Nikita Khruschev was hospitalized for a burst blood vessel, yikes.

Marilyn Monroe was born on June 1st 1926. History recalls the dykes weren't ready.

by one_thilde October 17, 2019

June 1st

the one day of the year when your boyfriend has to do all of the work, the dishes, the laundry .e.g.

‘what day is it?’
‘it’s June 1st!!! my boyfriend is doing all of the work, let’s go shopping’

by Jess Ann Long February 18, 2021

June 1st

National dtb day for all the men that have been wrong by females and decide to have fun and make them dtn

My girl cheated with homeboy now I’m DTB but guess who sent him
-June 1st

by Theyhate_bre3zy April 19, 2021

June 1st

National give head to tomas day

yeah man its june 1st give head to tomas

by helmetonly May 21, 2022

June 1st

National give Sephora takis day.

June 1st is the day everybody who knows Sephora gives her a bag of takis

by User55263647 May 23, 2022

June 1st

Ask your crush out on this day and see if they like you back if they don’t then kiss their cheek

1:it’s June 1st so, will you go out with me?
2:yes!(done)/no sorry I don’t like you that way:(
1:*kiss on cheek*

by Oreoflakez May 31, 2022

june 1st

Tomorrow on June 1st have the ability smack joe tomorrow anytime u won’t !! 😉 | have very fun | !! 💕 .

why we should smack joe ? ( his bday is totally not tmr ) !! june 1st

by mzmhzz May 31, 2022