Islamic Tear

The act of rubbing the anus with your fingers after sharting to then wipe the remnants on a persons face.

"Holy shit, he just gave him an Islamic Tear!"

"Don't you dare Islamic Tear me!"

by xxKingFisherxx December 29, 2010

Islamic salami

Where you take any penis of your desire and cut it to many slices, and eat them with any condiment. Later you shit it out into a condom, freeze it over night and use it as a dildo the next morning.

Man: why did you cut my penis
Woman: to do the Islamic salami
Man: makes sense have a good day

by The corn dog digger August 30, 2022

islamic re-education

When an islamic family living in a western culture sends their daughter back to the middle east (usually pakistan) because she starts to dislplay the characteristics of a typical teenager (ie. going out of the house, hanging out with boys, having her own opinion) she is then shipped away to a place where women are brutally oppressed to remind her that she has few rights under her own religion. Usually a prerequisite to honor killings since they are considered murder in most cultures.

''I had a friend from pakistan in my math class, but she disappeared one day after she told her parents she wouldnt marry her cousin. I hope she didnt get sent for islamic re-education, she was a nice girl.''

by jenna talls April 24, 2007

Islamic Fundamentalists

Islamic Fundamentalists , as with Christian Fundamentalists, are Muslims who take the Qu'ran literally 100%.

Those who believe that secular states should be replaced with theocracys.

A conservative movement withen Islam.

Also used by conservative western journalists to describe any Muslim, as to indirectly incite hatred of peacefull Muslims in general.

'dem islamo-facists and al'kayda are tryin to turn my boy into a towel head.

Fox News: Islamic Fundamentalists will break into your house and rape your wife if you don't vote for bush. National Security!!!

by Boooody September 4, 2006

islamic fundamentalism

A non threatening ideology that will never cause a problem in Human Society.

This is a false statement: Islamic Fundamentalism is the greatest threat to Human society.

by Spencer Willemzian November 6, 2014

Islamikaze Pilot

An Islamic terrorist with a suicide vest, who jumps off a tall building into a crowd, detonating the vest at the last second before impact.

The Islamikaze Pilot was killed when he hit the ground before he could detonate his vest. Fail.

by What's Left of Dr Jazz June 30, 2008

Islamic Massage

A sexual act which begins by spreading your own feces on your significant others body by using ones penis. Afterwards the couple will engage in anal sex while the man massages the woman.

Jon: Yo, I just gave my girl an Islamic Massage!
Brian: Nice Bro! my girl isn't into that.

by B-dizzle and J Bird January 21, 2010