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indie kid

Someone who is so cool that they cannot interact with the general public for an extended period of time in fear of being sucked in to the wave of pop-culture. Little do they know that they are the new pop-culture. Indie people are by definition, better than everyone else purely because they listen to music with the same things techno music is made with. Indie kids' favorite pastimes include crying, blogging (writing in journals), being in touch with their emotions (which is really just an excuse for the crying), carrying an elitist attitude, crying some more, being very liberal, talking about bands that no one has heard of, crying more, comparing bands with friends to see who knows more, wearing things that make them an "idividual" (really just things that convey their "im too indie for you to even talk to" attitude...these clothes can be found at any local Hot Topic store), crying some more, hating punk rock even though if it wasnt for punk rock there would be no indie music, hating everyone else, judging people based upon music, thinking they know everything, fantisizing about death in poetic fashion, compairing everyday meaningless events... to their life and how the world is made to see THEM speciffically suffer...even though no one cares, crying, never saying theyre indie...because thats just not indie, not ever listening to a band played on the radio or that more than 3 people have heard of even though they all listen to the beatles, and overall just being indie.

Indie music is good...sometimes... but this whole cult of indie-nazis needs to go. So if you listen to this music im sorry if i offended you, unless youre an indie kid in that case...get off urbandictionary.com because more than 4 people have heard about it...YOURE SUBSCRIBING TO POPCULTURE...HURRY...RUN... hopefully no one saw you on this site or else your indie reputation is done and you will have to write 20394 poems without sleep over a course of 3 months in the shower with no water to reclaim your indie status.
"Oh f*ck Im so indie i stare at the sun and pray for death"
"Oh f*ck Im so indie i take showers with my clothes on and write poetry"
"Oh f*ck Im so indie every time someone talks about pop culture I run to my room and cry for an hour"
"Oh f*ck Im so indie i dont eat meat because cows have feelings, but mainly because they're not indie enough for me to consume because they're all conformists, with their black and white"
"Oh f*ck Im so indie that one time i found a 100 dollar bill and used it to give myself papercuts because purcahsing with money is sooo conformist.
"Oh f*ck Im so indie i walked into a room with 3 people in it and proceeded to walk out because one of them was wearing sneakers"
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indie kid

It's all about those glasses...
Person 1: Hey, I think I'm going to be indie kid today!
Person 2: Better dress the part, now get your granny's glasses!
by iloveeveryone! November 8, 2010
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indie kid

Indie kids generally think they're being different to everyone else, and different to their friends, but actually look pretty much the same.

They listen bands they believe not to be mainstream, like the Artic Monkeys, Kasabian, Hard-Fi and alike.

They dont like emos or scene kids, but act more or less the same 'better than you cus i like insert band name here' way. but with slightly diferent sense of fashion and music.
Indie Kid 1 'omg, have you heard this totally awesome new band, theyre called the artic monkey, ther so indie and amazing.

Me 'stfu idiot'
by storm almighty October 2, 2007
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indie kid

one who exploits ideals for fashion.
does not dance at concerts
sports retro beard and loves to ride bikes
no sense of self, only do and believe what other indie kids do and believe. they love "green" shit, but never do their research and don't really notice if it's made in Chinese sweat shops, they do it because its cool.
fad hags.
they wear vintage because it's cool, and try to look and be poor instead of being grateful that they are actually quite well off.
to see an indie kid move to Portland Oregon or find some secret underground band that no one knows about, then when the music is playing, just stand there.
don't forget to bring your "spirit animal"
by trendhater May 26, 2010
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indie kid

Indie kids dress in jeans and bright colors. they put colorful stickers everywhere, like the ones you got as a little kid. they put colorful beads on there white adidas tennis shoes. bucket hats, anything colorful. one of the COOLEST aesthetics out there.
Indie kid: what is your fav band or singer
non indie kid: ummmmm ariana grande
indie kid: basic.
by indie_kid November 12, 2020
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indie kid

A person (generally a teenager) who is either too poor or too apathetic to follow most musical or fashion trends. Generally, a certain proportion of the music they listen to has never been heard of by the general population.

Commonly (but not necessarily) associated with the nerd, the hipster, and Garden State. May or may not read the webcomic questionable content.
"Tyler always looks like he just woke up. He's in the other room right now listening to the Doves. He's such an indie kid."
by Susan Veronica May 4, 2005
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indie kid

indie kids are usually white, middle-class 13-18 year olds that can't afford branded clothing so they turn to 'vintage' clothing htat is suposed to make them individuals even though they all dress the same ( crap chekkard converse, tight denim, a bright colourful t-shirt and a zipped hoodie that is about three sizes too small). Indie kids are basically the same as the new 'mods'.
Mods and indie kids are obsessed wiht badges of their fav. band or artist and stick them to their hoodies and school bags.

indie music is repetative crap that relies on one crap rif repeated over and over for three and a half minites while some 20-year-old twat whith a non-broken voice and no bollocks whales about his ugly, hippie girlfriend dumping him.

Screw you indie kids you greasy, sweaty, skety hippies.
indie kidJACOB .P from harrytown school PLEASE READ THE ABOVE
(soz about the spelling am dislexic and cba chcking evry word on google)
by Mighty Boosh hater August 12, 2008
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