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Your mother sucks cocks in hell 

The task thine mother performs quite voraciously whilst in hell to the satisfaction of all who wish it morning, noon, and night.

A quote from the movie 'The Exorcist' (1973) where a possessed child informs a priest that the priests mother is in hell and spends her time sucking cocks there.
Hey man I got some good news and bad news. The bad news is your mother sucks cocks in hell, but the good news is I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to GEICO.

your mother cooks socks in hell

A variation of the classic "Your mother sucks cocks in hell" line from the excorcist that is said to children. A possible spoonerism.

your mother cuts socks in hell 

this isn't a spoonerism but a fully-fledged insult in its own right. it should be used in pleasant company as a derogative term favouring the speaker and referring to the audience. whilst there is a passing similarity to words spoken by Linda Blair, the referential difference is clearly important. it is a calm approach to dissing, using only references to items of clothing and common actions (normally using scissors).
"I love you!"
"SO! Your mother cuts socks in hell"
"Damn right she does"
"I love your too!"

(loud audience applause)...
(shouted by band member on stage)... "Your mother cuts socks in hell"
(louder audience applause)...

Your Mother's Face in my Pants 

This is the ultimate comeback to the supposed 'ultimate comeback. This is what you use when someone uses "Your mother's face'', or "yo mamma's face".
Kid 1: Yo mamma!

: Your mother!

Kid 2: Yo mamma's face!

: Your mother's face!
(kid 2 thinking he's won the battle of ultimate comeback)

Kid 1: Yo mamma's face in my pants!

: Your mother's face in my pants!
(Kid 1 now wins)

shit balls mother fucker in your mamas cooch

the act of wiping your friends moms ass with your balls then sticking them in her cooch (vagina)
last night me and your mom did shit balls mother fucker in your mamas cooch.

Your Mother Sews Socks In Hell! 

A popular miss hearing and parody of the quote “your mother sucks cocks in hell” from the 1974 horror film, The Exorcist
If someone were to talk about The Exorcist you’d tell themyour mother sews socks in hell!”