.9.The more others run this way and that preaching doom and gloom the more you must refuse to worry about what’s going on. Deep down you know it will all come good in the end, so start the weekend early and have yourself some fun.9.

.9.The more others run this way and that preaching doom and gloom the more you must refuse to worry about what’s going on. Deep down you know it will all come good in the end, so start the weekend early and have yourself some fun.9.

.9.The more others run this way and that preaching doom and gloom the more you must refuse to worry about what’s going on. Deep down you know it will all come good in the end, so start the weekend early and have yourself some fun.9.

.9.The more others run this way and that preaching doom and gloom the more you must refuse to worry about what’s going on. Deep down you know it will all come good in the end, so start the weekend early and have yourself some fun.9. by 0AmanasazA0 November 14, 2025

baby why aint you in school?

"Baby why ain't you in school" is a colloquial phrase used to express concern or reprimand someone, usually a young person, for not attending school or fulfilling their educational obligations.

With a stern and worried tone, Alexa confronts Caden and asks, "baby why aint you in school?" as she tries to understand the reason behind Caden's absence from school.

baby why aint you in school? by SuperMajesticStar April 6, 2023

are you shitting in my pants?! 

in disbelief to the fullest extent.

incomprehensible.

Jim: Dude, I just hooked up with your sister!
Jeff: Seriously?! What the hell man! Are you shitting in my pants?!

Jim: >_> <_<... no

are you shitting in my pants?! by Shinaynay January 16, 2008

I will not meet you in Scotland 

This is opposite to "I'll meet you in Scotland"

When a man DOES NOT shove one finger (or two) in a woman's vagina, and another one (or two) in her anus. He then proceeds to touch his two (or four) fingers together inside of her body

"Yo i'll meet you in Scotland"
"I will not meet you in Scotland"

I will not meet you in Scotland by HotttttWheelsssss November 24, 2009

I'll Meet You in Scotland 

When a man shoves one finger (or two) in a woman's vagina, and another one (or two) in her anus. He then proceeds to touch his two (or four) fingers together inside of her body while singing the following song...

"Oh! ye'll take the high road and
I'll take the low road,
And I'll be in Scotland afore ye;
But me and my true love
Will never meet again
On the bonnie, bonnie banks of Loch Lomond.

'Twas then that we parted
In yon shady glen,
On the steep, steep side of Ben Lomond,
Where in purple hue
The Highland hills we view,
And the moon coming out in the gloaming.

Oh! ye'll take the high road and
I'll take the low road,
And I'll be in Scotland afore ye;
But me and my true love
Will never meet again
On the bonnie, bonnie banks of Loch Lomond.

The wee birdie sang
And the wild flowers spring,
And in sunshine the waters are sleeping,
But the broken heart it kens
Nae second Spring again,
Tho' the waeful may cease frae their greeting.

Oh! ye'll take the high road and
I'll take the low road,
And I'll be in Scotland afore ye;
But me and my true love
Will never meet again
On the bonnie, bonnie banks of Loch Lomond."

...until she is pleasured.

Wow Dan, you gave me an INCREDIBLE I'll Meet You in Scotland the other night; will you do it again for me today? -Brian

I'll Meet You in Scotland by aquariun216 September 8, 2008

I sleep in a racecar, do you sleep in a racecar 

1.Last resort phrase used in an argument to try and gain ground when otherwise utterly defeated.

Made popular by Kirk Van Houten when trying to find something that Homer would envy during his new divorce.

Kirk VanHouten: I sleep in a racecar, Do you sleep in a racecar?
Homer: I sleep in a big bed with my wife.

I just got a new job and a new car...what's up with you?
I sleep in a racecar, do you sleep in a racecar?

I sleep in a racecar, do you sleep in a racecar by Jackdrnkrno7 March 12, 2010

Kills you in spanish 

~kills you in spanish~

Person: oh no killer!
Spanish killer: ~kills you in spanish~
Person: ~dies~

Kills you in spanish by OMG AAAAAAAAAAAAA April 28, 2020