When you are trying to stuff your nuts into a woman's fart pipe and as soon as you cram one in, the other nut pops out. Leaving you with only one nut in her asshole, but never two. - Very similar to trying to get two or more cats in a bathtub, one always escapes when trying to get the other in.
The only man to accomplish this feat is the very famous "aww nigga, nuts in the ass dick in da pussy" porn actor. Who overachieved the feat by keeping both nuts in a females asshole WHILE stuffing his giant dong in her vagina. Making us all feel inferior.
The only man to accomplish this feat is the very famous "aww nigga, nuts in the ass dick in da pussy" porn actor. Who overachieved the feat by keeping both nuts in a females asshole WHILE stuffing his giant dong in her vagina. Making us all feel inferior.
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if you mention it, there's two kinds of people;
the person who says "huh?" and the person who goes "NOpENOpenopenope SO SH OOK"
if you mention it, there's two kinds of people;
the person who says "huh?" and the person who goes "NOpENOpenopenope SO SH OOK"
by phannietrash January 19, 2017
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When u make a trip down to the bathroom and happen to find some naked boys changing into suits or out of them. Commonly used by SHG boys swim as a sign of dominance among other trivial swim teams. Any naked boys found must immediately be drowned.
person one: holy shit nolan... we got some new intell
person two: what is it?!
person one: we got some naked boys in the bathroom
person two: what is it?!
person one: we got some naked boys in the bathroom
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“You talking to me?”
“Maybe you should try getting a job?”
“Okay, where?”
“Majestic 12.”
“Maybe you should join Majestic 12. In a body bag.”
“I have some good news for both of you.”
“Okay?”
“And?”
“I have contamination and mutants in my brain.”
“Just another parasite.”
“You talking to me?”
“Maybe you should try getting a job?”
“Okay, where?”
“Majestic 12.”
“Maybe you should join Majestic 12. In a body bag.”
“I have some good news for both of you.”
“Okay?”
“And?”
“I have contamination and mutants in my brain.”
“Just another parasite.”
"Why are you locked in the bathroom?"
"You talking to me?"
"Maybe you should try getting a job"
"nigga shut the fuck up i have one its not your problem im calling the police"
"You talking to me?"
"Maybe you should try getting a job"
"nigga shut the fuck up i have one its not your problem im calling the police"
by Smokyoin April 12, 2021
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I think Lenny is causing Hiroshima in the bathroom, I can hear and smell it from here, as a matter of fact my eyes burn.
by The Zohan December 2, 2019
Get the Hiroshima in the bathroom mug.The act of fucking a woman in the pussy with your cock while simultaneaously sticking your balls in her arse, known as "keeping the dog in the bathtub" because it is as hard to pull of successfully as keeping your dog in the the bathtub while washing it.
See also plum fuck
See also plum fuck
by DeadlyDave June 11, 2006
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