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homecoming queen

the female student in the high school senior class who is most well liked by the entire high school, from freshmen to seniors. She must be well rounded because the whole high school elects her.
Emily was the best possible Homecoming Queen ever, because she is a cheerleader AND in the Marching Band. She is totally awesome!
by Barrette May 29, 2008
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homecoming

In high school: A meaningless football game, followed by a clothed orgy containing mostly lowerclassman.
The chaperoning teachers were disgusted by the large cluster of 15 year olds grinding each other on the dance floor at the homecoming dance.
by lmsking897 August 6, 2010
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Hometown Heroes Night

The eve before Thanksgiving where all the losers you went to high school with converge on the same bar. This often results in one of the following scenarios:

1. You see the losers who have never left your hometown, they are all belligerently drunk, annoying, and think they are cool.
2. You meet up with the chick who was hot in high school and is still kind of hot so you try to bag her. You later find out she is the town prostitute/cum dumpster.
3. You run into an acquaintance who you haven't talked to in years and have the awkward "Hey! How are You? What have you been up to?" conversation.
4. You have a drink with your old football/ baseball coach who is now an alcoholic.
5. You try to bang your ex-gf or that chick who polished your knob once in 9th grade.
6. Bear spectacle to every guy simultaneously hitting on the young co-eds who came back from college just for the holiday.
Hey, lets go to the bar for Hometown Heroes night. I really want to smush Jane Doe, she gave me the best brains in 9th grade.
by Game Over Chump October 7, 2013
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Homecoming

A huge orgy involving multiple parties, grinding, and tons of drunk/horny teenagers that usually follows a football game.
Yo, you going to homecoming?
by WOAH KUNG FU February 26, 2015
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homecoming dance

Epic grind fest that takes place in high school gyms across America once per year
Jim: Are you going to the homecoming dance?

Tom: Yeah man it's gonna be such a grind fest
by Sosa300 October 18, 2013
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homecoming

The first dance (semiformal) held at the beginning of every year. Is for every grade, not just underclassmen. Is also a dance for the previous graduating class to come back and dance again, hence the name "home coming", like "coming home".
I graduated, but I will go to homecoming to relive high school memories and just have fun.
by Silverina September 3, 2006
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Homecoming

A dance at the beginning of the year that a lot of the school population uses as an excuse to drink a lot of alcohol ... a good time to make new friends, and do things you had always wanted to but never got the chance.
May have consequences.
- How do you know him?
- Well, I don't really.. I've only talked to him two times and once was when we hooked up at Homecoming. But hes a lot of fun!
by BostonCollege January 17, 2009
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