Occurs during the winter when a bear, most commonly of the grizzly or kodiak family, needs to find a nice warm cozy spot to take a several month long nap. What separates this special type of hibernation from the usual kind is that this bear finds a ridiculously floppy va-jay-jay and crawls inside it for the duration of the cold months.
Tom: Hey did you see Patty walk by? It looks like she's put on about 400 pounds in the pelvic region!
Stan: I know, I noticed that as well. Then again, it's almost winter, so I bet that bear we saw in the forest the other day is getting ready for a Scottish Hibernation.
Stan: I know, I noticed that as well. Then again, it's almost winter, so I bet that bear we saw in the forest the other day is getting ready for a Scottish Hibernation.
by Funky Junk in my Trunk January 27, 2009
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1) To reduce the amount of log ins into Facebook.
2) To stop using Facebook for an extended period of time, typically ranging from one month to five months
1) To reduce the amount of log ins into Facebook.
2) To stop using Facebook for an extended period of time, typically ranging from one month to five months
Joey decided to go into Facebook hibernation.
Because the finals are approaching, Susan decides to go into Facebook hibernation so she would be more committed to and have more time to study for her classes.
Jack Facebook hibernated for nearly two months!
Because the finals are approaching, Susan decides to go into Facebook hibernation so she would be more committed to and have more time to study for her classes.
Jack Facebook hibernated for nearly two months!
by Zeuskog April 22, 2009
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This Friday, we shall engage in some intensive hugbernation in my bed.
The hugbernating that was done in the Guangzhou hotel shall go down in legend.
The hugbernating that was done in the Guangzhou hotel shall go down in legend.
by Hugbernator August 20, 2019
Get the Hugbernation mug.The act of going into a state akin to Hibernation, and yet doing it in such a fashion that one becomes very much like a person named Hubert.
Cinnamon: I'm going into Hubernation.
Aqua: Oh, that's very Hubert like of you, don't sleep too long.
Cinnamon: *snores*
Aqua: Oh, that's very Hubert like of you, don't sleep too long.
Cinnamon: *snores*
by Aqua Markwin June 29, 2021
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Robbert- "dude did you Hook up with that bittie?
Joey- "yea but I couldnt bust a nut so I just went into hibernation.
Joey- "yea but I couldnt bust a nut so I just went into hibernation.
by jwizyadig September 28, 2010
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by seethesea75 March 27, 2020
Get the Hibernationship mug.(n.) The process of sleeping untill your brain is mush in the matter of hours, because it's an extreme process that takes bears all winter, which protects their brains, but humans only 6-12 hours.
by Socretez January 4, 2008
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