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Mile High Club Half Member

Wanking on a plane, usually in the plane lavatory. Like the Mile High Club but far easier to attain and much more shameful.
Example 1
Guy1:Johnny's been in the bathroom awhile, I bet you he's joining the Mile High Club.

Guy 2: Pfft maybe as a half member!
Johnny: Guess who's now a Mile High Club Half Member!

Guy 1: Called it!

Example 2
Drunk guy:Never have I ever joined the Mile High Club!

*Johnny guy drinks*

Johnny:I'm a Mile High Club half member!
Drunk guy: Ew man gross!
Johnny:Hey dude, it was a long flight and I was bored.
by mrperson123 January 30, 2018
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Kludd (High Tyto or Metal Beak)

Another character in the Guardians of Ga'Hoole. Kludd is the older brother of Soren and Eglantine. In the book, he pushed Soren out of their hollow when Soren could barely fly. Kludd had thought that the fall had killed Soren, but he never expected a St. Aggies Patrol Owl would pick him up. Then Kludd had done the same thing to Eglantine. Kludd then killed their parents. Then Kludd got half of his face and beak torn off in a battle. He got a new beak made of Mu Metal (Copper) and a mask made of the same thing. He was dawned the name Metal Beak. Then, he and Nyra become mates. They start the group known as the Pure Ones. He kidnapped Ezylryb and kept him hostage. In the sixth book, Kludd was killed by Twilight. Kludd is the father of Nyroc. In the movie Kludd was never metal beak but did become a member of the pure ones. At the end of the movie, Soren tells that Kludd's body was never found (Kludd fought Soren and ended up falling into a forest fire with a broken wing) but it cuts to Kludd staring at the mask of Metal Beak. If there is a second movie, Kludd will be high Tyto.
Kludd (High Tyto or Metal Beak) to Soren (movie): Soren...My wing is broken...will you please pull me to safety?
Kludd (High Tyto or Metal Beak) To Eglantine (movie): It will be all right. Now...tilt your head, tip your beak to the moon and sleep.....
Kludd (High Tyto or Metal Beak) To Soren before getting captured (movie): We can't be down here!

Kludd (High Tyto or Metal Beak) To Soren after getting mask lit on fire (Book): DEATH TO THE IMPUREST! DEATH TO SOREN!
Kludd (High Tyto or Metal Beak) To Coryn (Book): You might as well go back to the Pure Ones where you belong
by The Guardians of Ga'Hoole October 21, 2010
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High Tech Middle Media Arts

The sad little gangsta brother of High Tech High Media Arts. Kids who fail are sent there to fail some more and kids who fail over at that school are sent to High Tech Middle to succeed.
Poor Explorer kids having to go to school under High Tech Middle Media Arts.
by AAAHHHH!!!!!#111 February 18, 2009
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Mount pleasant high school gang members

Where anybody can be anything but a real gang banger mp highschool has a bunch of those. Some of them smoke weed or do crack and say their apart of a gang. They were red all the time or blue it depends on how they feel but one big gang is called BBS or big bamboozle shii.
Ex: “ I can’t take mount pleasant high school gang members serious” said by one of the students attending this bullshit ass school
by Clean your base boards January 13, 2022
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Melissa High School

School in Melissa, Texas where 30% of the population is in the upper class, 50% is in the middle class, and 20% is in the lower class, although the lower class still finds a way to afford iPhone XS Maxes and juul pods every week to feed their nicotine addiction. Rednecks get drunk at bonfires every weekend and sport their brand new Dodge Cummins. The spoiled rich kids bump Drake and Lil Baby in the new Mercedes their daddy bought them. The middle class kids are pretty average.
Person 1: Have you been to Melissa High School?

Person 2: Yup, it’s a piece of shit don’t go there
by anonymous 9274517352 June 13, 2019
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