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How some people from the USA (United States of Assholery) call the far superior measuring units of the metric system, because they are that insecure.
Nice European fellow - For this recipe, you will need two hundred grams of flour.
Mean Inbred American Redneck - Grams? Get em drug dealer heathen units outta here, boy. Here in 'Murica we use freedom units. So start talking ounces, boy.
by EuropeanMike September 21, 2017
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heathen tube

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A Heathen Tube is another name for an airplane.
targent: "What is it about being in an airplane that makes everyone buckwild for ginger ale? Literally everyone be ordering it.
transhumanisticpranspermia: "Ginger grow in the ground, so it keeps you connected to God's earth while you're thousands of feet up in the heathen tube.
by Ladis Washerum November 11, 2022
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stinky heathen

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People who are exceptionally smelly and classless. Generally from Appalachia.
by Winkerpack June 23, 2021
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You Heathen

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A person who says “bless you” before you get the chance to sneeze; in turn scaring your sneeze away.

Especially effective if it was a red head
“Zoey I have to sneeze”

Bless you

“You Heathen, stop refusing to let me sneeze. It’s a simple joy in life to get to sneeze. It builds up for so long and you just took it away”

Like seriously why can’t you just let me sneeze for once in my life like what did I do to you???
by Innocent-sneezer May 2, 2022
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Heathen

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1. Barbaric, uncivilized. See Hipster

2. One who is an abomination in the eyes of God, or does not recognize Judaism, Christianity, or Durka Durka I mean Islam.

Though there is an inherent religious connotation, it is not necessarily redundant to refer to someone as a Godless heathen
My Little Pony is surprisingly popular with heathens.
by Anonamoot September 8, 2013
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heathen

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Barbarian or someone who is uncivilized.
You weren't at church today, you heathen.
by Loopy June 12, 2004
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Heathen

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Yes we both agree that the cookie part of an Oreo is indeed the best part
1: Heathen
2: so we agree, good
by bootynabber1000 October 26, 2018
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