Haden

A crippled square who everyone hates. They tend to be obsessed with sex but will never experience it. Their mothers are also whores.

Haden: I did your mom!

Everyone: Shut up Haden you cripple.

Haden: I'm a cool cripple! I broke my leg in a car crash.

Everyone: No the fork you didn't. You ran over your own leg with an ATV you dumbass.

by Josh Chandran November 9, 2022

Kaliyah B + Haden V

Pretty sweet relationship (Very happy, very cool), almost every issue is resolved with a hug or kiss, Haden is never sent to the couch. Naps are taken and cuddles are had. Pure, True Love at it's finest.

Kaliyah B + Haden V have dated for 5, almost 6, months

by Psunidenki November 19, 2023

Haden

It is slang for failure

Are you trying to be a Haden?

by Elipticool August 2, 2023

Zoe h and Haden k

Typically one of those relationships where it may seem odd and misplaced but in reality is perfectly fitting. Some would say

Damn did you see Zoe h and Haden k man they are goals!!

by Rosco4575 January 7, 2022