good morning god bless

The act of eating breakfast and drinking coffee while taking a shit.

The term was started by the Youtube celebrities Ethan and Hila Klien while making a skit for their video, Hila's Biggest Regret (#askh3).

Hila-"Come on Ethan you've been in the bathroom for 20 minutes!"
Ethan-"I'm doing my good morning god bless Hila it's going to take at least another 10 minutes"

by KobraKai02 May 22, 2018

good morning god bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet at the same time

“Why are you in the bathroom for so long”

“Listen Linda, i’m doing a good morning god bless”

by Linda- May 25, 2018

Good morning, god bless

The act of drink coffee while taking a shit. Some people will have breakfast while preforming a Good morning, god bless It normally take place in the mornings. It is more common the you think but Ethan Klein brought the term to mainstream.

"I should make coffee and breakfast. Maybe it's a Good morning, god bless day today.

by 15finnsolo May 23, 2018

Good morning God Bless

Eating breakfast whilst taking a shit.

What are you doing in the bathroom? Good morning god bless.

by DefinitelyNotCross May 23, 2018

good morning god bless

When you take a shit in the morning while eating breakfast and drinking a coffe

Tom you’ve been in the bathroom for a while

Mom I’m doing a good morning god bless

by Bullybilly30 May 23, 2018

Good morning and God Bless

The act of taking a dump while having coffee and breakfast (typically egg salad) in the john.

from:h3h3productions

Person 1: Hey, hurry up in there! I need to take a sh*t!
Person 2: Give me a minute, I'm having a "Good morning and God Bless"

by Pual Wleakr May 23, 2018

Good Morning God Bless

When someone takes a dump and consumes coffee and breakfast at the same time.

Ethan I need the bathroom! What are you doing?
Good morning God bless Hila!
What?
It's a good morning God bless Hila!
What are you doing?
*opens door*
What do you just open the door on people when they're taking shits? I'm doing a good morning God bless! I need another 20 minutes at least.

by réeeee May 22, 2018