Fuckage

The act of getting fucked harder than reading SpongeBob X Squidward Wattpad fan fiction

He died from total fuckage

One man replies: “The best way to go out”

by Urban Dickle March 30, 2022

Fuckage

A unit of measurement used to determine how much fuck is currently in any given situation, whether it be literal sexual intercourse or figuratively, as profanity.

Ex 1: Guy: *walks in on orgy* “Woah! That’s a lot of fuckage!”

Ex. 2: Guy 1: “Bro my girl is pregnant! Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck what do I do man?”

Guy 2: “Hey man calm down. Take a deep breath, ease off the fuckage.”

by The Armerg Dictionary April 13, 2019

Fuckage

When the packaging on your order is ruined or the packaging is ruining the product you ordered.

“Man the shipping company fuckaged my order “

Fuckaged as in the packaging is ruined or ruined the product inside the package.

by John”the rock”cena August 13, 2021