National Fuck Day

8/6 (August Sex)

This is a day celebrating variety in sex partners, and just going for it.

Remember:

"If you're with someone new, you know what to do!"

This is also a great day to try skydiving, pearl diving, bottle spinning, or just anything you have always wanted to do but just haven't yet.

My hopeful fuck buddy was ready to call it a night, but I said, "Why don't you come on over to my place instead? It's national fuck day!!"

by Jovanzi January 6, 2012

National Fuck day

On April 29, Couple’s and non couples celebrate this day with hard core sex. It marks the day that several of the planets align and increases sexual drives of both parties.

*planets align.

Person #1. Hey it’s April 29, let’s fuck!

Person #2. Well yeah since it’s National Fuck day.

by National holidays365 May 28, 2018

National N and L names fuck day

A day where people who’s names start with N and L must have sex on May 15th

Luci: I’m so excited to fuck Nicole today for national N and L names fuck day
Albert: Wow I sure wish I could celebrate a day like this

by nives24645 May 14, 2021

National fuck day

April 25

I wanna fuck you on national fuck day

by Felicitylynn May 25, 2018

National Fuck Day

National Fuck Day (NFD). Takes place on November 20th (near thanksgiving) to praise sex. You and a consenting individual (Over the age of 18) have sex for the whole holiday.

Hey, it’s national fuck day. Want to come over?

by longdickedorange November 20, 2020

National friend fuck day

On June 9th, you fuck your boyfriend/girlfriend or ask your crush if they want to fuck. The reason it is on June 9th is because the date resembles 69 as the date is 6/9.

Guy- Hey, Brooke, it's National friend fuck Day, let's bang!
Brooke- Ok!

by National friend fuck Day May 28, 2018

Happy National Fuck Day

National Fuck Me Day( y’all fuck each other) goes with National grab Titties Day( guys better get ready for some virgin girls😂)

Say “Happy National Fuck Day”! Oh and you could also grab them titties you know? Like it doesn’t matter who you..you know

by Imabitchypsyco April 12, 2019