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fruit booter 

i have been skating forever and i was in the time when skatebaording wasnt cool. and those damn rollar bladers were just rollen around not doin real trix. damn man, we were actually doin ticks and the rollar bladers or roler skaters still said there sport was harder, and all they did was ride around, rollerblading will always be a "poser" sport
fruit booter by yoyojello August 25, 2003
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fruit booter 

The emo version of a skateboarder - in other words, wants to be like a skateboarder, but just can't stop crying and writing bad poetry about how hard middle class suburban life is, especially when he shows up at the skate park wearing nylon jogging shorts, purple boots with pink buckles, and a mesh singlet.
Look at that fruit booter listening to AFI and playing with his gay fringe that never ends...
fruit booter by Ifocked Yermama September 22, 2007

fruit booter 

a fruitbooter is a little bitch that cant handle skateboarding so they take up the stupidest thing they can find....rollerblading
that guy is sure gay....especially cuz of the fruitboots
fruit booter by skate1234 November 19, 2004

fruit booter 

fruit booter, pfffft. the worst sport in the history of life!
i used to fruit boot and i found it so easy i gave up and become a skateboard!!!
all u can do on blades is grinds, grabs and spins? u cant like flip your blades over or nuffin, its not cool!!

take up a real sport
skateboarder 1: man u see that fs flip down that 12 set
skateboarder 2: yeh man, ow mate look over at that balder
*shouts fruit*
skateboarder 1: haha i bet hes liek glued his feet to sum wheels and wears like curtains for trousers
skateboard 2: haha yeh skins, tight jeans for life

FRUIT BOOTER GET A NO NO FROM ME!
fruit booter by spangle October 9, 2006

Fruit Booter 

A person who partakes in an acticity of or relating to roller blading
Fruit Booter by Ebola March 3, 2004

fruit booter 

a dumb person who failed miserably at skate boarding and life and couldent ollie so they strape dona pair of roller blades so they can feel like idiots and clogg up our skate parks and be so proud that they can jump higher-news flash fruity fuck, there strapped ot your feet it's easy.
owen H did a dope 16 stair, but oh well he's a f*in fruit botter
fruit booter by owen hoffmeyer February 25, 2005

fruit booter 

someone who is gay/wears wheeled footwear.Somone who uses an entire bar of wax for an all read smooth object even though they "grind" on plastic.
that there fruit booter is most defenetly X-Treeeeemeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!