flank

To pwn someone, either figuratively or literally, by bludgeoning them upside the head with your gigantic cock.

Buzzed Bunny says to flank the fuckton of ninjas that show up when you're fucking your girlfriend in the ass.

by AceMaster2000 May 05, 2006

Flank

the term for anal sex when your getting flanked from behind.

Lets flank her tonight.

by xylience July 02, 2010

flank

A prank move pulled by two conspirators in a men's restroom that does not have barriers between the urinals. Ignoring proper urinal etiquette, the two prankers come up on either side of a lone pisser and angle 45 degrees so as to piss into the same urinal as the man being pranked. Usually complemented with a conversation across the middle man.

Hey, this is a perfect time to flank him, let's go.

by kidnutrageous June 03, 2006

Flanked

When someone flanks you or a team

Guy 1: Let’s go this way!
Guy 2: Oh no they flanked us!
Guy3 & 4: Ha ha we are be hind you guys!

by Name1And2 June 01, 2018

Flank

To follow someone drunk as shit home, so they don't get pulled over.

Brian got flanked home from the bar, by his friend so that he does not get pulled over.

by glare April 19, 2015

Flanks

Flanks that annoying lower back fat that defines your age and love for sit down breakfast 🥞

Sammy B - I see those flanks growing from here!

McNolty - Sammy you are really good for a man’s ego

by JudgementGirl January 08, 2019

Flank

1.a person who is capable of doing work but chooses not to do it either because they are lazy or just worthless

2.A wasteman

Guy a:do you know these guys?
Guy b:no those guys are a bunch of flanks

by factgiverguy July 06, 2016