Fentanyl

What mom has for breakfast, lunch and dinner. She insists it is not dangerous.

Oh god, has she started using fentanyl again? She knows it's dangerous, right?

by Her only son May 6, 2024

fentanyl

mmmmmmm yummy in my tummy!

Rashim Gupta: fentanyl is so good!

by Da tall boiii February 29, 2024

fentanyl years

An accurate age assessment of a drug user. Much like dog years, the aging process is accelerated in the blue pill smoking crowd following an approximate 3-1 ratio.

Mike's been chasing the dragon for so long now -- he's 31 but he's really like 90 in fentanyl years.

by Kat'O9 January 19, 2025

fentanyl folding

Verb. The act of standing while barely awake after intentionally using a considerable amount of fentanyl. Individuals in the act are difficult to rouse and may wobble and lean up against objects for support as they experience their high. Most easily observed in cities with high amounts of functionally-unrestricted drug use, such as Seattle and San Francisco.

Child: Daddy, why is that man just standing there? He looks so tired!
Father: It’s impolite to stare at people! Let’s keep going and mind our own business.
Father internally: Really? Fentanyl folding? C’mon, man!

by Che Criollo September 22, 2023

fentanyl roulette

When six friends get together and snort a line of cocaine but one is laced with fentanyl

The group of friends thought it would be fun to play fentanyl roulette at the party, but didn’t realize the consequences…

by Tacius December 20, 2024

Fentanyl Frank

The sexual act in which you pop out of the floor boards, step on your partners neck and show them your tits

I came home the other night and Fionna pulled a fentanyl frank on me, it was kind of hot!

by robgan August 12, 2025

Fentanyl Horror

A horror subgenre making use of surreal or abnormal edits emulating the absurd and illogical look dreams usually have when remembered while awake.

FNAF ransomware is the most prominent example of Fentanyl Horror

by Oceseth February 24, 2025