A slut bag of a girl who puts on a deceivingly pleasant front, and then fucks around behind your back. A rat-faced ass wagon is often responsible for breaking hearts, which is a mystery because she has a train wreck on her head that she refers to as her face. She is manipulative and has 5 times more emotional baggage than you can handle. Your friends will often hate her because... well, she sucks.
Person A: "Hey are you coming to see the play this Thursday with us?"
Person B: "Yeah man, I hope that nasty bitch isn't coming."
Person A: "Yeah, what a rat-faced ass wagon."
Person B: "Yeah man, I hope that nasty bitch isn't coming."
Person A: "Yeah, what a rat-faced ass wagon."
by Absconder February 10, 2011
A physical condition where extremely white trash genetics cause a person's facial features to be entirely too small for their head.
I can't take Cletus seriously, the way he sits there staring at me with that white trash rat face of his.
by PartyAnimal12 September 24, 2016
by Scriney93 November 07, 2010