Expired MILF

A once hot "mother I'd like to fuck" who is now left to fight against the ravages of time.

From behind that 45 year old women appeared to have some shelf life, but when I saw her face, I realized she was an expired MILF.

by Merkin Donor2 February 8, 2008

Book Order Excited

Level of excitement that meets or exceeds that of an elementary school student on the day of the Scholastic book order arrival. Often coupled with great anticipation.

I just bought $5000 worth of stuff through Amazon, which should arrive next monday. I am book order excited.

by Wyane D. June 14, 2011

expiedemer

A bitchy person with no sense of style or direction. A dirty slut that has sex with cows and chickens. Also known as a slutbucket, or SB. This word can take on many different meanings, and therefore can be used at ALL times to describe tools/douschebags. Has a tendency to forget to wash the pelvic region crevices (beef curtains and mons pubis'), and it is typically a moldy atmosphere for that reason. Bisexual Bob's. Thank you.

Did you just smell that good for nothing expiedemer that totally forgot to wash down there again?

by Julksam February 1, 2009

excitedness

Being very excited

Thanks guys. I do appreciate the excitedness.

by guntherg November 20, 2017

overly excited

Being too excited about a minuscule idea, activity or item.

Hey! Look at this new video game I got!

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD WOW OH MY GOD THAT'S AMAZING. HOLY COW. CAN I TOUCH IT?

You're being overly excited.

by Lampeh__ November 4, 2007

oober excited

To be VERY excited.
To be filled with joy.
To be super huper dooper excited.

The dog was OOBER EXCITED to see his owner.

by Robert Micheal Terry November 20, 2007

expired

an alternative word to dead

He's not breathing he must have expired

by David Hedgerson January 18, 2006