Have a magical evening.

A method Walt Disney employees use to politely tell you to go fuck yourself.

Customer: What do you mean I can't have an extended checkout?

WD employee: It just isn't possible at this time Sir, Have a magical evening.

by Hikari Shadow May 24, 2011

Good Evening

Orginated from an Illuminati X song called "Black Hand". Delxue, 1/3 of Illuminati X drops the following line:
"Goodevening, looking like you've seen a demon, not happy to see me, thought we had an agreement?"

When listening to this song, that line hits you, and you will understand, the meaning is basicly: sick, ill, dope etc.
(but in a mobster sort of way)

Nikola: yo have you watched Eastern Promises?

Osama: Ye, that shit was Good Evening

by Dr. Nikola April 16, 2009

evening

the only time of day when over 90% of people are awake

I wake up at 4pm and go to bed at 8am.
I sleep in the morning, during the day, but awake in the evening.

by missile_blocker December 11, 2007

evening the odds

Evening the odds is to jump off a building and into a car that turns into a somehow non-lethal tank in a city thats only filled with criminal scum, an army, a man who hates clowns and wants to kill you, and a man that blames getting his face eaten by a mutant crocodile man with a “killer stick” on you for no reason.

“The City’s Overrun. We don’t stand a chance.”
-“Stay here. I’ll send someone to pick you up.”
“What are you doing?”
-“Evening the odds.”

by The last galaxy March 9, 2023

Tuesday Evening

The sexual act of spitting into the lover's mouth after an evening's meal.

Not to be confused with Thursday Afternoon.

Me and my wife gave each other a Tuesday Evening after we had Chinese Fast food.

Wife: Hey baby do you want another Tuesday Evening?
Husband: No, I'm good.

by HobGoblin65 October 24, 2011

Good Evening

A phrase to use at anytime to confuse and greet people.

9:00am
Person 1: "Hello"
Person 2: "Good Evening

Person 1: "Why TF"

by Off-Target April 26, 2019

Good Evening Cleveland

When you’re taking a shit and unintentionally orgasm.

I was dropping some heavy ordinance and oh oh oh, good evening Cleveland

by OGD JY October 16, 2022