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Someone who is egotistical and well known for their many followers on twitter but is an insignificant, possibly insecure, moron.
"Look at his tweets. What an ego slut."
"if she goes to that gig she will definetly meet one of the many ego sluts."
by Mr. Burns. March 2, 2010
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Ego-Surfing

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Using a search engine to find references to oneself on the internet
I'm ego-surfing on google
by Egomaniac September 18, 2003
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A certain type of man that whines when he doesn’t get his way, yells at women when they don’t like him, and has outbursts of anger when everyone doesn’t want to suck his dick.
Do you think Donald Trump was born with fragile male ego syndrome or it developed over time?
by Lurasek December 15, 2017
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This syndrome could happen at any time but can be intensified by the consumption of alcohol. This is what happens when one cannot stop bragging on themself and all of their best qualities. When alcohol is involved, they may make the same statements repeatedly and loudly as a means of inforcing the validity of the statement and/or tell stories that magnify their greatness.
Hey boss, I am really glad to see you out tonight. I wanted to talk to you about the recent promotion I put in for. I know you gave the position to Mike but I think there are a few things you overlooked....

Two friends watching interaction painfully in the distance;
Friend 1: Oh man, Sam has a bad case of runaway ego syndrome tonight. Should we save him?
Friend 2: No man, let's let it play out a little bit first.
by Kaelli June 16, 2010
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Ego Submission

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a submission to Urban Dictionary that has
significance only to the person sending it. Submitting said definition is like
telling an inside joke during a stand up comedy routine. Its lack of universal appeal guarantees it will be a flop.
Most of the words on the editorial review pages are a bunch of stupid ego submissions, such as: "Virginia - a woman whose beauty, intelligence, wit, and knife-fighting skills ARE, IN FACT, what bring all the boys to the yard."
by VFM Radio July 7, 2008
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ego-seismic

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the changing of an epicenter due to a person's presence
Well I Would Call It Ego-Seismic Thinking -Link
by Wes Al Banet June 13, 2012
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Ego Seismic Thinking

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WHEN YOU MOVE SOMEWHERE WHERE EARTHQUAKES ARE FREQUENT AND THERE HAVE NOT BEEN ANY QUAKES SINCE YOU MOVED AND YOU THINK IT'S BECAUSE YOU MOVED THERE.
Rhett: We haven't been in an earthquake since we moved to California!

Link: Maybe it's because we moved here, the quakes flee from us!!

Rhett: Link, that's Ego Seismic Thinking.
by ASBAANMONOLOGUE June 21, 2012
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