A medical condition in which the infected exhibit some or all qualities of that of a dune coon. Although rare, there have been fatal cases. DCI for short.
Me: Have you seen Adam lately? He's acting a little duney.
Wayne: Yea, I noticed that too. I'm no doctor but this might be a case of some serious dune coon itis
Me: That sounds about right, what a little poon.
Wayne: Yea, I noticed that too. I'm no doctor but this might be a case of some serious dune coon itis
Me: That sounds about right, what a little poon.
by Sloppy 10s January 20, 2009
Get the Dune Coon Itismug. A term used by Chinks to describe arabs that cant suck their own dick and get their bum scratched by coons like George Floyd.
by Hgudshidewhifweejufheheiifrohf August 18, 2021
Get the Dune Coonmug. 
"You know your walking out of the gas station with a 30 rack and a fifth when the dune coon carpet cruiser is the cashier
by dune-monkeys April 25, 2024
Get the dune coon carpet cruisermug.