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Drop the kids off at the pool 

The act of releasing semen from your ass into a toilet.
I didn't even get to drop the kids off at the pool before he left, and you know what? I was okay with it.

Drop the kids off at the pool 

If you are a lady and you have just had sexy times with a man without a condom. You may need to drop the (potential) kids off at the pool to prevent a wet patch in the bed and subsequent damp patches in her panties.
That was nice darling. I just need to drop the kids off at the pool before we go to sleep.

Drop the kids off at the pool.

Drop the kids off at the pool 

Ejaculating semen (kids) into a toilet or the drain of your shower.

drop the kids off at the pool 

/drɒp ðə kudzu ɒf ət ðə pu l/
phr. v. (slang, humorous, vulgar)

1. To defecate; to go to the toilet for a bowel movement.
2. To engage masturbation, until climax, into a toilet.

Etymology: Figurative and euphemistic expression popularized in late 20th-century American slang. The “kids” metaphorically represent faeces, and the “pool” the toilet bowl. Usage reflects a broader tradition of humorous circumlocutions for defecation. Modern day usage developed into a meaning for self-relief, for either healthy bowel movements or acts of self love.
e.g. "Where is your toilet closet? I need to drop the kids off at the pool!"

drop the cosby kids off at the pool 

Yo man, where you goin?
Shit! I gotta drop the cosby kids off at the pool!