Doofism

Doofism is the religion of DrDoofensmirtz from the show Phineas and Ferb. DrDoofensmirtz is our lord and savior.

I believe in doofism, and you should too!

by Doofism Believer October 13, 2020

knocky nine doors

A game that’s been around since the 1800s. You must knock on someone’s door, then run away, preferably to the next person’s door. The goal is to do nine doors without stopping or getting caught. To make it harder, on the first door, knock once. On the second, knock twice. On the third, knock thrice, all the way until the ninth, when you knock nine times.

There is also a variation on this game called “Rocky Nine Doors”. The house needs to have a cabbage patch for this to work. You need to throw a rock on the roof then hide in the cabbages. The thrills you get from seeing the victim go out and shout while you are hiding in the cabbages right next to them are amazing.

Let’s play Knocky Nine Doors! *knocks on door* Victim: GIT ‘ERE, BUSTA’! STOP KNICK-KNOCKING ON ME DOOR BEFORE I SLAP YOUR WEE BOOTY!

by I Am An Existent Object October 20, 2019

Mahogany Doors

The best thing to repeat over and over again to annoy someone.

Person 1: Mahogany Doors.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Mahogany Doors.

by S-money-G-100s January 15, 2013

Book of Mario: Thousands of Doors

It's Paper Mario TTD but it's been translated several times by multiple languages on Google Translate to make a abomination that has innuendos, language, and dark humor.

Goombell; "I came, Mario! You finna!"

Carbon: "But the truth is, I'm gonna end my father. Him. All."

Yoshi Kid: "Urk! Hey! What the fuck! I'm going to die on my face."

Viviana: "I think I should punish life..."

That's Book of Mario: Thousands of Doors People!

by aj676767 December 17, 2019

Doors and Fours

Combination of Doriden & Tylenol w/ Codeine #4. Produces a high akin to Heroin.

Back in the day we would get prescriptions for Doors and Fours.

by Christian Emde December 27, 2007

Throw the doors up on em'

Basically rolling hard in a fly ass gangsta mobile with LAMBO DOORS, usually painted with a candy like special effect paint that looks like gelatin, and in the middle of a busy traffic day or night simply throw the doors up on em. Best results come by both the driver and passenger's all at the same time open the doors to a vertical degree to make other passer by's eyes open up like paper plates. OO

Dawg look as these haters right here, man let's throw the doors up on em'

by JoeyJawBreakers May 20, 2008

The Doors

Late 60s/early 70s band fronted by Jim Morrison. Progressed from an amalgam of light and dark psychedelia to bluesy rock by the time of Jim Morrison's death. Known for Jim's voice and lyrics as well as their reliance on Ray Manzarek's organ; Jim's qualities stand out in longer tracks like "The End" and "When the Music's Over" as well as shorter tracks like "The Crystal Ship" and "Not to Touch the Earth."

"The Doors are overrated."

"The Doors are awesome!"

"Jim Morrison was a terrible frontman for The Doors."

"Jim Morrison was an excellent frontman for The Doors!"

by GIANT HOGWEED LIVES May 3, 2005